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Lies make the Baby Jesus cry.

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About Me

My first is in "Paraphernalia," but not in "Gretchen," my second is in "France," but not in "Paris," my third is Informative, but not Instructive, and fourth is in "Aggregate," but not in "Pusillanimous." What am I?
A "Fucker."
Meditate upon this profound truth, and you shall reach understanding. Or not. Frankly I don't much care. I resent you more than I can express, and I loathe each round of toast that sustains your life. I loathe the very socks that keep you from blisters.
Look at my photos, or don't: http://www.flickr.com/photos/brokendaystar/
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My Interests

This is intrusive in the extreme. I declared all my interests when I was elected Emperor of the Moon.

I'd like to meet:

An elderly priest with a penchent for buggery.

Music:

Bah.

Movies:

TOTORO! The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, Spirited Away, Blade Runner, Fargo, Sin City, 2001, Akira, High Plains Drifter... etc.

Television:

Well, you gotta have something to throw from hotel-room balconies...

Books:

The only book I need is the Holy Bible. It's a relevant, coherent and up-to-date guide for living a clean, moral life in the twenty-first Century, and is usually printed on that very thin paper that's excellent for starting fires in orphanages.

Heroes:

By the traditions of my people, I am duty-bound to hunt down and ingest all my heroes, to yoke their strength. Hence my weight problem.

My Blog

Bolivian badger-carving

  I've always found it easy to come up with contrary opinions. Making broad, sweeping statements of condemnation without any particular basis in fact is the surest way to start heated arguments w...
Posted by Lies make the Baby Jesus cry. on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 09:18:00 PST

New post at Pagan-Network.org

  I'm completely hacked off with my penguin spirit-guide. He's useless. What's the point of a spirit guide who won't actually guide you anywhere, but just shrugs disinterestedly and looks out of ...
Posted by Lies make the Baby Jesus cry. on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 09:39:00 PST

Shoes

I found three apples in my garden. I didn't put them there. Since I have no apple trees, I assumed for a time that they grew where they lie, and are in fact mutated daisies - sadly, it is not the seas...
Posted by Lies make the Baby Jesus cry. on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 08:07:00 PST

Em's quiz

1) What is your ultimate, real, achievable ambition in life?To do unspeakable things to Ron Weasley. And to see the practice of religion relegated in society to an activity more despicable than pedera...
Posted by Lies make the Baby Jesus cry. on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 06:48:00 PST

Psychics!

I've heard a number of arguments in support of quackery. They generally seem pretty weak. They include: "I'm entitled to my opinion, and I believe it's true," (fine, good luck with that,) "Your opini...
Posted by Lies make the Baby Jesus cry. on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 04:29:00 PST

Letter I just posted to Vodafone.

Dear Sir or MadamI wish to give thirty (30) days notice to end the contract currently associated with the number (number), which is held in my name, "(name)"I don't know my account number, because it'...
Posted by Lies make the Baby Jesus cry. on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 07:13:00 PST

Damn The Times and all its works.

We feel a curious mixture of displeasure and guilt. The moderators at The Times have declined to publish a number of comments which We, in our Yakly Condescension, were generous enough to submit...
Posted by Lies make the Baby Jesus cry. on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 06:00:00 PST

THE RETURN

Fresh from my battle with the primordial Chaos-Vole of the Thanatos Continuum, i return to you, noble people, with (literally) incredible tales of my galactic adventures, with dubious treasures from f...
Posted by Lies make the Baby Jesus cry. on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 04:02:00 PST

Pidgeons

You must all read this. Scroll down to get the reader's comments - that's the good bit. http://www.surreycomet.co.uk/news/localnews/display.var.1039 169.0.marksman_called_in_to_kill_kingstons_pigeons.p...
Posted by Lies make the Baby Jesus cry. on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 06:13:00 PST

another lame survey

1. What does your MySpace quote mean?"I am the Way, the Truth and the Yak. Moooooo! Blasphemooooooo!" is quite self-explanatory.2. Elaborate on your default photo:A picture of me in my cosmic magnific...
Posted by Lies make the Baby Jesus cry. on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 04:26:00 PST