Peter Viet-Lu

hi. i am pete. 'i am pete' also spells 'meatpie'. i like pie. i don't have a nick name but i guess it could be 'pac-man'. pac-man eats a lot. i eat a lot. pac-man is round. i am so fat and round that i could roll to save energy from walking or running. lastly pac-man is yellow. i am also yellow. i could also be called 'dim-sum' but i don't like dim-sum. i was once called a paki. i asked the person who called me it if he knew where pakistan was, and suggested he try either chink or jap. but gook or charlie would place me closer to where i originated from. he doesn't talk to me anymore but i see him sometimes with a heavily pregnant chav pushing a pram whose child is clearly not his own. anyways i am pete and that is all you need to know. :)