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Velvet Yoni

Nothing in the World is more Dangerous than Sincere Ignorance and Conscientious Stupidty.

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Pia
Birthday: 6/22/85
Birthplace: Baltimore, MD
Current Location: Capitol Heights,MD
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'81/2
Right Handed or Left Handed: Ambidextrious sike naw Right!
Your Heritage: 75% Black, 25% White
The Shoes You Wore Today: White Air Force Ones
Your Weakness: A Good Sale
Your Fears: Spiders
Your Perfect Pizza: Deep Dish Supreme
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get Fit
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ROTMFL LMMFAO
Thoughts First Waking Up: I QUIT!
Your Best Physical Feature: Lips
Your Bedtime: Whenever I feel like it
Your Most Missed Memory: Not having to pay bills
Pepsi or Coke: Vitamin Water(50, cut that check...lol)
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK baby
Single or Group Dates: Single, much more intimate
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton- hip to that extra sweet
Chocolate or Vanilla: Both
Cappuccino or Coffee: Frappuccino
Do you Smoke: HELL NAW!!!!
Do you Swear: Like a sailor
Do you Sing: Do I? Yes. Can I? Ummm not so much
Do you Shower Daily: Of course
Have you Been in Love: Yep and it hurts
Do you want to go to College: Ion know
Do you want to get Married: When I find the right MAN
Do you belive in yourself: Absolutely
Do you get Motion Sickness: Naw I luv the motion of the ocean! lmao (aint I a mess)
Do you think you are Attractive: You've seen the pics what do u think....Hell yea!!!
Are you a Health Freak: Tryin to be
Do you get along with your Parents: Mom-yes, Dad-workin on it
Do you like Thunderstorms: Cant stand the rain
Do you play an Instrument: Does my Ipod count? lol
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Sure have
In the past month have you Smoked: Hell no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Drugs?Drugs? What do I look like to u? A junkie
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope :(
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:Went today actually
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I prefer Chips Ahoy
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: What for
In the past month have you been Dumped: Too Fly for That
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Not that I can recall
Ever been Drunk: Sure have
Ever been called a Tease: UNh Hunh
Ever been Beaten up: Yea I aint even gonna lie
Ever Shoplifted: I plead the 5th,dont wanna lose my gov't clearance...lmao
How do you want to Die: Quick and painless
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Imma grown ass woman...fuc u mean
What country would you most like to Visit: France
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Doesnt matter
Favourite Hair Color: Doesnt matter
Short or Long Hair: Doesnt matter, long as its neat
Height: Gotta be atleast 6'0 to ride this ride...lol
Weight: Doesnt matter
Best Clothing Style: Depends on my mood
Number of Drugs I have taken: I think I'll pass on the piss test...LOL, Shit I need my clearance lmao
Number of CDs I own: Too many to count (thanks Limewire! sike naw)
Number of Piercings: 5
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I dont regret, I learn
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K-Ci & Jo Jo Crack Junkies
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVjLN8mFYTI

Ok first how the hell K-Ci gonna keep singin after Jo Jo hit the floor AND peep the nigga come pick up Jo Jo's mic and keep goin like it aint shit AND how K-Ci gonna have the crowd applaud for his ass while he still layin on the floor? BUT most of all listen to the comments of the person recording this. FUCKIN HILARIOUS!!!!!

My Interests

Music:

CORINNE BAILEY RAE,ANYTHING JIGGA, REMY MA, LAUREN HILL

Movies:

HAPPY FEET, SET IT OFF, JUST MARRIED, A BRONX TALE

Television:

FAMILY FEUD, GENERAL HOSPITAL, ROSEANNNE, FRIENDS, Eve and every show that comes on HGTV

Books:

ANYTHING BY ZANE, ERIC JEROME DICKEY, AND TRIPLE CROWN

Heroes:

MY MOM, OF COURSE. AND ME I HAVE OVERCOME ALOT IN MY LIFE AND I'M PROUD OF MYSELF!