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Shelley

I wish I was a punkrocker with flowers in my hair!

About Me

Well, I'm 26, 5 foot 9ish, and have a lot to love!!! Few too many extra curves, but hey, if we get stranded on a desert island, i've got enough to feed everyone!!! ( but with the rest of me, you get the huge titties!!) I love trying new things all the time (hence why i'm on here), and love a challenge!! I absolutely cannot live without my friends,family, fun and excitement.Oh yeh, I'm so not very lady like (except when I really, really try), if I need to polute the air with my bad gasses, hey i'm gonna do it, if I have to pick a wedgie, my god my hand will be down there faster than you can say 'what the fuck are you doing'! Unless u wanna pick it for me?! lol And I also seem to have a really, really dirty sense of humour, sing really bad, make up words to songs, and have a few annoying words of the month,This month is awesome...still!!lol. But hey don't let that scare you, just make you wonder 'what the fuck is wrong with this girl?'..The answer. NOTHING...... I will just tell it like it is.. All girls fart, pick wedgies, get horny, and 'entertain' themselves, but few will admit it! So if you ever had a burning question you wanted to ask a female, then hey, send me a message!! I'm not that bad, or, am I? lolGet Your Own! | View Slideshow
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My Interests

Reading, writing, telling stories, jokes, poems, trying new things. Love posing for the camera, but may take at least 10 shots to get a good one! I say 'don't knock it till you've tried it'!

I'd like to meet:

People of a like minded nature, to have fun with!!! lolPretty down to earth, funny, easygoing, relaxed sorta chick, Also love meeting all sorts of different people to chill, relax and drink with!

adopt your own virtual pet!Who I would like 5 minutes alone with behind closed doors.. * Keanu Reeves * Will Smith * Angelina Jolie * Robbie Williams * Johnny Depp * (insert your name here)...hehe lol * Jennifer Garner * Oh yeh, & Jack Black!!!! mmmm what fucked version of hello kittie are you?
pretty fucked.
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Music:

Abba!! If you mess with my Abba, you may as well walk off the plank now, because there are two things you dont mess with me about.... Abba, and my food!!! I am like one of those vicious guard dogs, drooling at the mouth, and if you take away my food, you better be a fast runner!! Also, I Listen to anything I can dance too. As long as there is a beat, i'm up for it, especially seeing a band for the first time, and feeling the vibe!

Movies:

As you can proabably tell, my all time fave is GREASE. second up is charlie and the chocolate factory, imagine eating your way out of the chocolate river.....I am so drooling just thinking about it!I have also had the recent pleasure of seeing the following movies... I'm still getting shivers.. * saw * saw II * Hostelargghhhh... fully intense and scary..

Television:

Simpsons, family guy, jerry springer (i've always wanted to go on his show) and reality tv! Greys anatomy, CSI, SVU, and the all new, Criminal minds..

Books:

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Heroes:

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My Blog

45 most randomthings..

45 of the most random things you probably never needed to know about someone whats your name spelt backwards?: Yellehs or ellehciM What did you do last night?: Drank a bottle of champagne, while smoki...
Posted by Shelley on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 04:15:00 PST

Online fuckwit....

My online friend!!!!! So I was talking to what I thought was this really nice bloke. Chatting for a while, then also on msn. Untill things turned nasty.. As you all know, msn plays up, and for some re...
Posted by Shelley on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 10:18:00 PST

This just about sums it up.

Your 2005 Song Is Hung Up by Madonna   "Every little thing that you say or do I'm hung up I'm hung up on you"   You'll be rockin' in the New Year in your croch-o-tard!What Hit Song of 2005 A...
Posted by Shelley on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 03:10:00 PST

My top friends!!!

Well, I dont know how many of you can say you personally know your top friends, but I know most of them!! So I thought I would spread a little love around, and share all their dirty secrets!! Lol,&nbs...
Posted by Shelley on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 05:56:00 PST

Tonight!!!

Well, the day has come..Its party time tonight!! I am going with Skitty (check my friends page), to her work function tonight, and we are going to look hot as!! I had my nails done, very long to scrat...
Posted by Shelley on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 05:57:00 PST

Alone at home, scared last night........

Well, if you want to see a very, sickening, scary horror, I suggest you check out Hostel..   I watched this movie last night, and what should have taken around 1 hour and a bit, took a little ove...
Posted by Shelley on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 02:34:00 PST

Thats kids for you!!

So I picked my 4 year old daughter up from her grandparents the other night, and she asked a question of me, that I didn't expect, or think she would ask for quite a few years!! Mummy, where do babies...
Posted by Shelley on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 05:45:00 PST

My new toy!

Well it is Saturday morning, and the sun is out.. beautiful day and I just hung out some washing (still got lots to go tho). And i better go mow the lawn (the front, not my um....u know, lol). Maybe r...
Posted by Shelley on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 06:40:00 PST

My parents are wierd!!

So I stop at my parents Friday night before a party (was awesome by the way), and Dad wanted to show me some pics... I had stopped there earlier in the week, and dad, being camera happy , took some sn...
Posted by Shelley on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 02:04:00 PST

Fantasy .1

So I thought I better keep you entertained, as well as letting out a dirty little secret! One of my biggest fantasies, is to have my with with a policeman!! Just a man in uniform is such a t...
Posted by Shelley on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 01:55:00 PST