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LANEY

Live in the present, past is too far away & the future is ever-changing!!! ~es

About Me

I am awesome. HOTTIE W/the BODY LOOKING 4 CUTIE w/the BOOTY

My Interests

TODAY: Films - Making them or making commercials. The hardest thing about it it seeing your idea not getting the proper compenstion. Darn. So, should I keep my wise ideas to myself or keep letting people in on industry secrets... hmmm tough choice.

I'd like to meet:

...a man to sweep me off my feet, grant me my wishes, obey my commands, worship the ground I walk on, abide by "the rules", listens, understands that I give everyone the 3-strikes-and-your-O U T chance, follows directions really WELL [cause I move fast & if your too slow I'll leave you behind me], and is Sex'E' ~ Put it this way: I only have one life to live - SO I'm going to make the most of it and be happy.

Music:

CHICAGO LOCAL: ALL local bands + I'm a true house fan. Yes, yes lots of bass - and we all know if no one else is... I will get them to dance. DRIVING: long distances I will listen to classical. JAZZ: ok, if I'm watching a friend perform. RADIOHEAD: Tom Yorke please find me and propose, I just might say "yes" - we all know I can't escape musicians. ANYTHING: streaming on 3Wk.com. WEEZER, NIRVANA + FOO Fighters, FLAMING LIPS, ORANGER, KENT, CURE, DEPECHE MODE + new order, and of course Madonna - if she can get away with anything I want too as well!!! Oh, and Tanya's boyfriend Jake's band: The Silents, it's required. Garden State soundtrack + The Brilliants!

Television:

Currently: Prision Break, 24, Desperate Housewives, Grey's Anatomy, All My Children - (((Which you would know - if you knew me well enough, there will be a "Laney" quiz one day!)))

Heroes:

THE FOREVER 27 Crew:James Dean, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Kurt Cobain, Jim Morrison. & other musically inclided folk that is no longer in living spirit: Elvis, Billi Holiday, etc... I also respect Ms. Hepburn for showing all men that a lady can be a lady while wearing pants, and swing a golf club, and talk back...!!!

My Blog

TOP 5 Laney Marriage Turn-downs

Since my 30th b-day is coming up I was thinking about the friends who are married and that are getting married next month.  And I thought well isn't it funny that I'm not married - BUT WAIT it's ...
Posted by LANEY on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 10:10:00 PST

Bachlor show, SCREAM MY NAME

So, onward & upward...Can't call all of you to give you details on my interesting life so alas I must 'blog'!I figured from now on I will talk smack until someone gets pissed, not too much though.1.) ...
Posted by LANEY on Tue, 02 May 2006 11:49:00 PST

TOP 10 Laney's BANNED from...

10. HITCHIKING IN SMALL TOWNS.9. BAILING PEOPLE OUT OF JAIL. (Its safer knowing where they're @ than losing sleep wondering if they are lurking outside yr window!)8. ITALIANS.7. MUSICIANS.6. BEI...
Posted by LANEY on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 01:44:00 PST

The 'ring finger' story

AS I collect my men stories to put in the BOOK today as I was at church thinking of the comment my dad made a while back.  Go to church to find a guy or something like that. With that in mind I l...
Posted by LANEY on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 05:01:00 PST

THis 1's for LANA

Sooooooooo...He calls really late after he gives someone 20 bucks to translate somethings he wanted to say to me to UKIE... Whatever he said - I'm not sure, I was going to sleep but I did have enough ...
Posted by LANEY on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 09:59:00 PST

SAve the DRAMA for your MAMMA

Newest rules:~ If a gorgeous man from Italy shows up on your doorstep @5 AM with two steak tacos --- let him in before your landlord finds him drunk on your front step. But don't expect him to call y...
Posted by LANEY on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 08:17:00 PST

Clearing up latest RUMORS...

NO - there are no random men living in my apartment!NO - me & Mike DID NOT get back together!NO - I'm not moving - at least not soon!NO - I don't have a sugar daddy, but if there are any volunteeers p...
Posted by LANEY on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 02:01:00 PST

Thoughts crossing one's mind... (This weeks poem)

Ahh the irony.{{Having to crush someone's spirit is hard to do.}} (These emotional poetic blurbs usually go on my LIVe Journal -but what the heck, I'm turning into a MySpace freak, damn)Looking bac...
Posted by LANEY on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 10:51:00 PST

Me a R-E-A-L athelete ..haha

So now that I've been asked to start training for the LaSalle Marathon in October -> I agreed to the challege. Can't you believe it? I can't! but I'm willing to believe in miracles... they see...
Posted by LANEY on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 12:53:00 PST

JOys & Mysteries of life...

Suprise Suprise... All of those 'JellO' fans may be able to get baby JellO - he will now be babies' daddy soon. Today, I beieve a guy (who will remain nameless @this point) is bringing a wrabbit ove...
Posted by LANEY on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 12:27:00 PST