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torinoko rie is a deuz-like embodiment composed of every sin-drenched cult obsession in the history of the internet combined. from haruhi-ism to jashinism, mikuru beam videos to praying mantis vs. spider deathmatches (mantis ftw), these and all in between compose her essence.
extensive research and and experimentation has given us insight into the subject's behavioral patterns and preferences in environment, sustenance, and other stimulae.
environment: what she calls "the desert of springtime" is actually downtown hamilton at dawn. after having stayed out all night with friends and lovers, indulging in sex, alcohol, and psychedelic drugs, the subject will wander the streets aimlessly while dreaming of a permanent migration to "b.c."
food: a glutton out of necessity. having few specific preferences in this region, it appears instead that the subject is willing to eat almost anything that can be bought at a grocery store, and holy shi- ahem... my, does she eat a lot of it. the subject's slim figure suggests that her metabolism is incredibly fast, so much so that the simple act of moving a finger expends a veritable plethora of energy.
sex: Simply put, rie-chan thrives on sexual activity. it is highly likely that she would simply die without it. unfortunately, there is no way to prove such a claim through experimentation, due to the high risk of eradicating our subject. she seldom concerns herself with closed relationships, preferring instead to maintain a small list of friends with benefits, never speaking of one to another.
"sadist and masochist, lover of men and women, evil and semi-altruistic alike, sometimes i am wise beyond my years, and sometimes i act like a fool. you never really know with me."
...i've always wanted to describe myself in a style reminiscent of a scientific journal.
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some people get the impression that i'm a slut.
they get it from their stupid double standard that guys who like to fuck are normal, and girls who do aren't.
or that lust is characteristic of an unintelligent person.
however... none of these things are true, and i am living proof.
moreover, i hope you're not one of those people. or i may end up hanging you by your own intestines.
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i drink too much.
i am a mercenarian, capitalistic imperialist.
i am an existentialist/absurdist.
i am a surrealist.
i am a vile bitch.
i am loyal to the grave to those i truly care about.
the tower always indicates upheaval, one that could quite possibly bring loss and destruction. its effects are not always pleasant and can be painful. the lightning cannot be avoided, the chaos it brings is inevitable. all we can do is attempt to adapt to what it gives us. the tower brings sudden, severe change, though not necessarily for the worse. when the tower appears in a tarot spread it represents a sudden and possibly violent disruption is about to occur.
which card of the major arcana are you?
