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kelly

Sell your cleverness and purchase bewilderment. (Mark Twain)

About Me

In Jr. High, my math teacher said I lived in La-La Land. When I told my grandma about it, she said, "Well, did you thank her?" I like water, and air, and sunshine. Wow. I'm kind of like a plant. Everything about the natural world thrills me and I think we take too much for granted. I mostly just want to be outside in the sunshine, in the woods or on the water. I'm in a constant state of wonderment (some times it makes me bump into things.) I love my friends and my huge family. I have so much love, I could burst at the seams. I feel sorry for snooty, artificial people who have all kinds of hang-ups. It must suck to be so lonely. I wish I could magically speak and understand every language. One day, I hope to have a treehouse that dreams are made of and a flying car that is also a boat. Anything is possible. You should create your own MySpace Layouts like me by using nUCLEArcENTURy .COM's MySpace Profile Editor !

My Interests

kayaking, hiking, biking, camping, road-tripping, snowboarding, being friendly, learning how to do new artsy-fartsy stuff, reading, googling random shit, trying to be a computer nerd, painting, rollerskating, laughing...

I'd like to meet:

old friends I havn't seen in a while, and hilarious people who have wild stories.

Music:

Music is the lubrication of life. Without it, suckiness ensues. I have my own personal jukebox inside my skull. You can find me singing often and off-key. Lately I've been listening to Snoop, Jazz Mandolin Project (Tour de Fluhh), Jon Spencer Blues Explosion, Bob Marley, and Weezer.

Movies:

I love movies. I might stay awake through one if it's good enough (or wierd enough to keep my attention). Sometimes I think I've seen it all so there's not too much left that I can consider "wierd". With most movies, it usually takes me two or three attempts because I fall asleep a half hour into them. The last movie I saw in the theatre was "Stop-Loss"...too cliche...but what did I expect, it was made by MTV. Some good ones I've seen recently are; "Paris, J'taime", "Juno", "Hot Rod", "Be Kind, Rewind", and "Into the Wild".

Television:

I live vicariously through the Travel Channel. I love Anthony Bourdain. MTV sucks, except for Rob & Big. Flava Flav and Tila Tequila make me want to vomit. I hope those nasty-asses get tested for STD's...seriously, though...Flava Flav (Flavor Flav? whatever...) looks like a cracked out gremlin.

Books:

Run DMC on Reading Rainbow! Right now I'm reading
Some of my favorites are; "The Unbearable Lightness of Being", "Blue Highways", "Island of the Blue Dolphins", "The Red Tent", "Fear and Loathing", "Dead-Eye Dick", "Into Thin Air", "Into the Wild"...

Heroes:

"Heroification is a degenerative process...that makes people over into heroes. Through this process, our educational media turn flesh-and-blood individuals into pious, perfect creatures without conflicts, pain, credibility, or human interest." -James Loewen, "Lies My Teacher Told Me (Everything Your American History Textbook Got Wrong)".

My Blog

Hey,

Lets practise random acts of kindness.
Posted by kelly on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 11:59:00 PST

holiday cheese ball

O.k.  I'm a big cheese ball.  (The kind covered with nuts.)  Why?  I already have my Christmas tree up and decorated...and it looks beeeautiful.  ;)  The stockings are al...
Posted by kelly on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 11:49:00 PST