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Trouble with Tribbles

I'm what Willis was talkin' bout!

About Me

Born and raised in the buckle of the bible belt, I immediately ran from all things religion, sports, or banjo related.
Most of my childhood was spent watching my parents have "hallway sex" . After their divorce, I lived with my mother and sister, where I was essentially raised by women. It was there that I was introduced to the female perspective, which included the fact that because I had a penis, I was evil.
It was during this time that I suspect they were giving me estrogen injections, because I found myself reduced to a shell of a man. I had become the "nice guy" who refused to take advantage of drunk girls, girls with boyfriends, or even slutty girls. Somehow they had me actually convinced that I was "above" sleeping with slutty girls, can you imagine the horror? It was then that I decided to dedicate my life to the construction of a time traveling device.
Built not for the benefit of science nor mankind, this time machine was created for the specific purpose of going back in time to correct the outcome of all the sexual exploits that were squandered while I was "under the influence" of this cult of disgruntled women and their estrogen Kool-Aid.
Some may take offense that I am not using my device for the benefit of mankind, and to that I can only attempt to comfort you with this insightful quote: "Suck It!". It seems that for once, mankind will just have to "take one for the team". And of course by "team", I mean my penis.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Capt. James T. Kirk
T.J. Hooker
and that guy who hosted Rescue 9-1-1

Music:

Check out my Shoutcast Radio Station: PorkChop Sandwiches . You'll need Winamp .

Movies:

Flash Gordon
Escape From NY
Tron

Television:

Firefly

Books:

The IKEA Catalog
Bible(cus it's true)
yes, in that order

Heroes:

My Peepers

My Blog

The Truth about wearing black

If you are fat, wearing black does not make you look slimmer.It makes you look like a fat person wearing black.
Posted by Trouble with Tribbles on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 04:50:00 PST

PorkChop Sandwiches in Moderation!

My Shoutcast Radio Station "PorkChop Sandwiches" is an ongoing project, and will be mostly unavailable until a server can be dedicated to that and some other ongoing projects.  Lately i've been r...
Posted by Trouble with Tribbles on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 08:56:00 PST