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About Me

Ok so my name is JoAna, Jo to my good friends (and people who forget my full name. I'm pretty shy, but generally a happy go lucky person & I love to be around people that make me smile :) I have a 8yr old munchkin who loves to tell me what to do. Music is a huge part of my life, I'm always listening to something and my musical taste ranges all the way from hard rock to ugh I hate to admit it but country sometimes (thanks D)I think you can judge a lot about a person depending on the music they listen to. With me its all about my mood. :) I love my family & friends and would always put them before myself. You mess with them your messin' with me!! the beach is my favorite place EVER but in the winter you can usually find me trying to make plans for a snowboarding trip!! My favorite colors are: pink, brown, & light green (in that order)I have an unhealthy obsession with lipgloss, I just can't stop buying the stuff (RIP Jessica Simpson "Bunny" lipgloss...you were discontinued too soon!!)That being said, I'm more of a tomboy than anything, I love old muscle cars, and sports, and being in jeans, a tee, and a hat as much as possible!! I love to meet new people (thats why bartending is the greatest job ever) Break my heart and I'll break your face... I don't get mad, I get even. I know it sounds bad but...oh well deal with it!! I am who I am and thats why my friends love meMy babyMY LIFE, MY HEART, MY HOME...MY BABY You should create your own MySpace Layouts like me by using nUCLEArcENTURy .COM's MySpace Profile Editor !

My Interests

HAHAHAHA!!!!hmmmm where to begin, I absolutely love to snowboard, wakeboard, and surf (although I suck at surfing, but i do try)!!! The beach is my favorite place!! I love to paint & draw. I am a sucker for vanilla ice cream in the summer I grew up with the beach as my backyard & I intend to get old at the beach as well!! I love the American Museum of Natural History, the Bronx Zoo,& the Yankees!!!I love to drink beer & watch sports!! baseball above & beyond but I've been known to watch football, hockey & basketball!!BFF's :) Leah, Lori & ME!!The end of a long night...in an elevator in NYC, TRIMSPA BABY!!Jessa's Birthday :)

I'd like to meet:

ANYONE WHO WON'T BULLSHIT ME! I CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH IT, SO DON'T BOTHER! IF YOU LIKE ME THATS GREAT, IF NOT...SUCKS FOR YOU!!

Music:

Pretty much everything, I am so across the board its crazy

Movies:

THE SWEETEST THING (ITS MY LIFE PRETTY MUCH, COCKTAIL (WHAT BARTENDER DOESN'T LOVE THAT MOVIE? THE WEDDING SINGER, OCEANS 11, LEGENDS OF THE FALL, A BRONX TALE, THE GODFATHER, HEAT, CASINO, (I'M ITALIAN NEED I SAY MORE?) THESE ARE JUST A FEW!!

Television:

I DON'T WATCH MUCH TV BUT I'M A DORK SO I'M KIND OF A FAN OF THE SCIENCE CHANNEL (SURVIVOR MAN SAT. MORNING 5AM AFTER WORK he he he)

Books:

THE DAVINCI CODE (DAN BROWN), MEET JOE MERCHANT (JIMMY BUFFET IS AN AWESOME AUTHOR!) NIGHTMARES AND DREAMSCAPES (STEVEN KING) AND SOMEONE JUST TOLD ME TO PICK UP ART SPIRIT (ROBERT HENRI)I know it looks bad but its SO cute!!
You Are Confident Sexy
You're one sexy chica, and you know it.
You've got the confidence to strut your stuff...
And approach any man who happens to catch your eye.
You may make a guys run away, but the true men will appreciate your moxie. What Kind of Sexy Are You?
Your love is... by ChibiMarronchan
Your name is...
Your kiss is... delicious
Your hugs are... to die for
Your eyes... sparkle like the stars
Your touch is... the only thing I desire
Your smell is... exotic
Your smile is... amazing
Your love is... unique

Heroes:

My Brother :) "Happiness is the secret to all beauty, there is no beauty that is attractive without happiness." -- Christian Dior..

My Blog

letter to my baby

&nbs...
Posted by "JB" on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 08:18:00 PST

argh!!!

To anyone out there who reads this... Don't bullshit me!!! No seriously don't bullshit me!! Thank you very much & have a nice day ...
Posted by "JB" on Sun, 20 May 2007 06:30:00 PST

i guess i did need a vacation

As I gaze into the Pacific I reflect on the past few months, my life, like the tide is forever changing... Forever in motion, moving forward towards tomorrow. I want to live here... Right here ...
Posted by "JB" on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 04:35:00 PST

Rules of the Bar

**Rules of the bar** There's more to it then tipping a glass and acting foolish. 1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour. 2. Always toast before doing ...
Posted by "JB" on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 11:56:00 PST

My Quote of the Week!!

smile...because even through the darkest clouds i'll be your little ray of sunshine peeking through to let you know i love you -joana- ...
Posted by "JB" on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 09:08:00 PST

Fridge Magnet Poetry Part:1

Every kiss is curious make it feel safe never too bold asking after for the caress of cool soft faces. Everything special cunning and wonderful you can say But who hears as I do must not litter about...
Posted by "JB" on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 04:30:00 PST

My Coyote Ugly Experience

Ok so this past weekend (Dec. 9) I drove 3 hours to "Charlotte" aka Pineville NC to attempt to try out for the "hit" show "The Ultimate Coyote" on CMT (country music television for those who didn't kn...
Posted by "JB" on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 04:38:00 PST

You know your from long island...

U know ur from Long Island when.... You actually know where Long Island is! You know your from Long Island when.... Its scary how true all of this is... YOU KNOW YOUR FR...
Posted by "JB" on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 05:42:00 PST

silly survey

Nosey SurveyYour..Name?:JoAna Age?:28 Hair Color?:brown Eye Color?:blue Status?:single and loving it Are you Happy?:somewhat Don't lie.:determined to succeed Ur thoughts onMarriage?:ask again later&nb...
Posted by "JB" on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 02:37:00 PST

Food For Thought I found this very interesting

FOOD FOR THOUGHT "NATURAL CURES THEY DONT WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT"!!! OPEN YOUR MINDS FOR A SECOND PEOPLE.............IMAGINE THERE IS A SCIENTIST WORKING IN A LAB ...
Posted by "JB" on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 11:38:00 PST