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I AM THE MUSE OF MICHEAL VOLKER.
*I am Holden Caulfield.
*I am an unsuccessful artist.
*Music is my oxygen, and my ears are my lungs.
*I secretly wish a zombie outbreak would happen.
*I am in love with the cinema and all its aspects.
*I have dandelion hair sometimes.
*I enjoy photography, but I don't pretend I'm great at it.
*I look damn cool with my sunglasses on.
*I enjoy black and white anything.
*I am a sanitation freak.
*I drive the "Green Machine".
*I am a realist.
*In many ways, I utterly loathe the human race.
*I memorize lyrics like no other.
*I love tattoos.
*I am proudly Bulgarian.
*Life without art is meaningless.
*I hate emo, screamo, kiddie punk, and phony bands.
*My tolerance for pain knows no bounds.
*I believe in almost everything.
*I admit my faults, and look past yours.
*I wish I was in a band.
*I love, hate, hate to love, and love to hate.
*Cloudy skies and sunsets are the prettiest things in existence.
*I am a good person.

Sunshine light
Someone teach me how to fly
And onto something for wish I would die, but I just don’t know what
Though I can taste the fear
Lift me up and take me out of here
And make it all concisely clear
You know I’m gonna fade

My Interests

Drawing and writing, mostly... I do enjoy movies and music quite a bit as well, and I consider myself quite versed in both areas. I am obsessed with all things having to do with zombies. I also love the Renaissance Festival and anything medieval. I really enjoy ice skating. I love ties, too.

I'd like to meet:

Billie Joe Armstrong, Mike Dirnt, and Tre Cool.... even though I already did meet them and hang out with them backstage on September 24th, 2004.

Those still on the "to meet" list include:

Win Butler, Régine Chassagne, Richard Reed Parry, William Butler, Tim Kingsbury, Sarah Neufeld and Jeremy Gara... known collectively as Arcade Fire

The very first George Todoroff... that would be my great grandfather, who looks like a total badass in the only picture I've ever seen of him. Seriously.

Christian Bale

Larry David

Rod Serling

Elijah Wood

Simon Pegg, Edgar Wright, & Nick Frost

Angus Scrimm, Reggie Bannister, A. Michael Baldwin, and Bill Thornbury

George A. Romero

and pretty much anyone else that makes me happy or that can bring any sort of joy into my life...

16 Zombies Remain...
I've been bitten by many zombies...

Zombie Specimen 034: "Stephanie"

Zombie Specimen 222: "Bret"

Zombie Specimen 821: "Dan"

Zombie Specimen 964: "Buxman"

Zombie Specimen 494: "Nate"

Zombie Specimen 147: "Puff"

Zombie Specimen 279: "Dusty The Body"

Zombie Specimen 475: "Mofo"

Zombie Specimen 688: "Brittany"

Zombie Specimen 543: "Dave"

Zombie Specimen 969: "Steve"

Zombie Specimen 031: "St. Jimmy"

Zombie Specimen 431: "Rockuboff"

Zombie Specimen 868: "Emily"

Zombie Specimen 925: "Monica"

Zombie Specimen 124: "Lindsay"

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Music:

Green Day/The Network/Foxboro Hot Tubs

Other favorites include:

Arcade Fire
Modest Mouse
Interpol
Placebo
LCD Soundsystem
Yeah Yeah Yeahs

The Rest (in alphabetical order):

Ambulance LTD
Art Brut
Battles
Beirut
Bell Orchestre
Bloc Party
Blonde Redhead
British Sea Power
Clap Your Hands Say Yeah!
Clinic
Cloud Cult
Coldplay
Controller.Controller
Death Cab For Cutie
Death From Above 1979
Devo
Editors
Electrelane
Electric Six
Electric President
Elefant
Explosions in the Sky
Fanfarlo
Feist
Figurine
Final Fantasy (not the game, Owen Pallett)
Foo Fighters
Franz Ferdinand
Frausdots
I Love You But I've Chosen Darkness
Iggy Pop
Islands
Kaiser Chiefs
Keane
Klaxons
Kraftwerk
Longwave
Magnetic Fields
Mates of State
Maximo Park
Metric
Michael Nyman
Morning Runner
Moving Units
Muse
Peter Bjorn & John
Pinhead Gunpowder
Portastatic
Radical Face
Radio 4
Radiohead
Rock Kills Kid
She Wants Revenge
Shout Out Louds
Sigur Rós
Smashing Pumpkins
Snow Patrol
Sparklehorse
Sufjan Stevens
The Bravery
The Clash
The Cribs
The Dead 60's
The Dresden Dolls
The Faint
The French Kicks
The Futureheads
The Hives
The Influents
The Killers
The Ladybug Transistor
The Living End
The National
The New Pornographers
The Offspring
The Pixies
The Postal Service
The Rakes
The Ramones
The Rosebuds
The Robot Ate Me
The Secret Machines
The Shins
The Smiths/Morrisey
The Stills
The Strokes
The Thrills
The Vines
The Von Bondies
The Walkmen
The White Stripes
Travis
Vampire Weekend
VHS or Beta
White Whale
White Rose Movement
Wolf Parade
and most orchestrated music.

Movies:

I am quite the film fanatic. Off the top of my head I would have to say (and yes, I know that many of these films can fit into more than one category):
**NOW IN ORDER!**
(for the time being)
Horror

Dawn of the Dead (1978)
Phantasm series
Day of the Dead
Land of the Dead
Night of the Living Dead(1968)
28 Days Later
28 Weeks Later
Dawn of the Dead(2004)
Friday the 13th series
Halloween series
The Strangers
Zombi 2
Evil Dead
Army of Darkness
The Lost Boys
The Thing
Saw
The Devil's Rejects
Diary of the Dead
Dead Dudes In The House
Comedy
Shaun of the Dead
Super Troopers
Dumb & Dumber
Bubba Ho-Tep
Beerfest
Hot Fuzz
Anchorman
The Weather Man
Office Space
Napoleon Dynamite
Wedding Crashers
The Burbs
What About Bob?
Semi Pro..
Tommy Boy
Black Sheep
Old School
Knocked Up
Ghostbusters 1 & 2
The Great Outdoors
Elf
Club Dread
I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
The 40 Year Old Virgin
Christmas Vacation
Shanghai Noon
Shanghai Knights
Click
Harold and Kumar
Blades of Glory
Me Myself & Irene
Joe Dirt
The Cable Guy
Dutch
Money Pit (a nod to you, Dan)
Starsky & Hutch
School of Rock
Action/Crime
American Psycho
Terminator series
The Machinist
Equilibrium
The Boondock Saints
Ocean's series
Rounders
Minority Report
Predator series
The Island
Die Hard series
Bourne series
Lock Stock & 2 Smoking Barrels
Snatch
8mm
Mean Machine
James Bond films (preferably with Sean Connery)
Logan's Run
I Robot
The Butterfly Effect
Pulp Fiction
Mission Impossible series
Kill Bill series
Thriller/Suspense
Signs
I Am Legend
War of the Worlds
Se7en
The Mist
Dreamcatcher
1408
The Village
The Mothman Prophecies
Panic Room
Fire In The Sky
Adventure/Fantasy
Lord of the Rings trilogy
Star Wars saga
Back to the Future trilogy
The Goonies
Batman Begins
Indiana Jones series
Iron Man
Spider-Man series
X-Men series
Independence Day
National Treasure
Sin City
Jurassic Park series
I, Robot
The Chronicles of Narnia series
The Punisher
Pirates of the Carribean series
Willow
Mac and Me
The Princess Bride
King Kong
Drama
The Shawshank Redemption
Unbreakable
3:10 To Yuma
The Departed
Fight Club
Stranger Than Fiction
Punch Drunk Love
Rocky Balboa
Rocky I-V
Little Miss Sunshine
The Green Mile
Forrest Gump
Cast Away
The Prestige
No Country For Old Men
Empire of the Sun
Ghost
The Darjeerling Limited
Green Street Hooligans
Everything Is Illuminated
Stand By Me
The Illusionist
Rescue Dawn
Saving Private Ryan
The Pursuit of Happyness
We Own The Night
The Last Samurai
The Good Son
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Animated
Aladdin
The Lion King
Monsters Inc.
Toy Story series
WALL-E
The Incredibles
Bee Movie
Monster House
Finding Nemo
The Hobbit
The Iron Giant
The Land Before Time

Television:


Lost
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Seinfeld
Family Guy
Futurama
The Venture Bros.
The Office
Kenny Vs. Spenny
Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!
Garth Marenghi's Darkplace
The King of Queens
Tom Goes To The Mayor
Robot Chicken
Poker (World Series, High Stakes, etc.)
Mythbusters
Dirty Jobs
Ghost Hunters
Good Eats
The Twilight Zone
Family Feud
GAME SHOWS!

Books:

The Catcher in the Rye, The Hobbit, The Zombie Survival Guide

Heroes:

Billie Joe Armstrong

Win Butler

Holden Caulfield

Larry David

George A. Romero

Christian Bale

Rod Serling

My Lady

The Boys

My Blog

Flashback Weekend 2008

Well everyone, I had several dreams come true this last weekend.I attended Flaskback Weekend in Chicago, from June 27th - 29th at the Crowne Plaza Hotel.Oddly enough, the two main attractions at this ...
Posted by Prosthetic Head on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 01:52:00 PST

Top 10 Movies of Summer 2008

This list is in order, with number one being my most anticipated/excited/what-have-you. 10. Hancock (July 2nd)9. Pineapple Express (August 8th)8. You Don't Mess With the Zohan (June 6th)7. Tropic Thun...
Posted by Prosthetic Head on Sun, 04 May 2008 12:04:00 PST

Not Accepted

See subject.
Posted by Prosthetic Head on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 11:06:00 PST

Nervous in the service...

Well, I turned in my application, essay, and portfolio today.I am, of course, talking about getting accepted into the BFA Graphic Design program here at CMU.Needless to say, I’ve been quite stre...
Posted by Prosthetic Head on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 07:24:00 PST

The Birthday/Zombie Connection

Are we not enjoying the Top 10 lists? Let me know your stance.Well, another birthday has come and gone. Twenty-four now. It makes me sound so much older if I spell out the number, but that's how I fee...
Posted by Prosthetic Head on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 04:09:00 PST

Fancy a quickie?

This will be a short one. Just to warn you. In order to optimize my time, I'll do things in a "list" format.* I am sad about the death of the young Heath Ledger. Gone too soon, to say the least.* On a...
Posted by Prosthetic Head on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 09:15:00 PST

Top 10 Films of 2007

These are theatrical releases only.Runners Up (in no specific order):1408TransformersSuperbadWalk HardNational Treasure: Book Of Secrets300Blades Of Glory10. Zodiac9. I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Lar...
Posted by Prosthetic Head on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 09:48:00 PST

Top 10 Albums of 2007

Honorable Mention:Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Is Is [EP] 10. The Bravery - The Sun and the Moon 9. The New Pornographers - Challengers 8. Electrelane - No Shouts No Calls 7. The Hives - The Black and White Alb...
Posted by Prosthetic Head on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 12:25:00 PST

Foxboro Hot Tubs

Well ladies and gentlemen, the fellows of Green Day have done it again.And by that, I mean they've secretly recorded an album, and then released it under a new band name.Last time it was The Network, ...
Posted by Prosthetic Head on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 06:49:00 PST

Top 10 - Mario Power-Ups

Here we are again, ladies and gentlemen. My next Top 10 list. This one was a suggestion by none other than Bret Baber, and boy was it a whopping good one.The only real guidelines I had on this were th...
Posted by Prosthetic Head on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 08:53:00 PST