My name is Jason "Balls" Parker and I have my own website .
If you're someone I haven't talked to in a while, let me fill you in on what's happened in my life lately. First of all, I am a professional body builder. I stick to a strict regimen of creatine, Whey protien, and roids. If you fuck around, I will roid rage on you.
After starting 2 games at middle linebacker in the NFL, I chose to leave because it was too pussy. What else would you expect from someone who grew up on the hard streets of Venice, defending himself from cats like Chet, Sammy Jackson, and Coach Lamort?
Other than that I'm pretty laid back; I just sit around and smoke weed and make babies and shit. Send me a message if you want to chat on a more personal level, i.e. in my pants.
