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Soos The Parawhore.

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About Me


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Okay, my names Susan, but you can call me Sas or Jim, cuz im that kool. Im weird, confusing, random, crazy, retarded, wild, odd, happy, sad, mad, any emotion really. and yes sometimes i can be all of them at once...yeah. im THAT talented. and uh...MUSIC IS MY LIFE!
tay's my AAR twin and will be for LIFE. any kinda music ecsept for country....ugh hahhaaa.click here
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I MADE THIS DEFENITION OF A POSER SUMMER OF 05! its CLASSIC! beleive me.
Poser: (n) a person that has noo life and is bored and says "hey! i wanna be (insert celeb name here) today!" soo they make a myspace/xanga/site about (insert celeb name here) and they research about (insert celeb name here) and get (insert celeb name here)'s fave things and all the stuff about (insert celeb name here), and if the poser is a really good poser, people will buy it that the poser is (insert celeb name here) and will tell all there friends that they found (insert celeb name here)'s myspace/xanga/site...and some people will buy it sooooooo much that they give (insert celeb name here) a.k.a the poser there adress and or phone number and all that bad stuff. and sometimes and poser calls the person, and say there (insert celeb name here) and say they'd liek ta meet the person that gave them there adress and or phone number and then the poser that said there (insert celeb name here) turns out ta be some 45 year old fart knocker thats full of oreo's and is a perverted freak and has no life and wants ta molest you, and kill little tween/teen girls/boys like you.....!
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My Interests


HELPFUL HINTS!
Dont be silly wrap ur willy.
Don't Be a Fool Rrap your tool.
DONT BE PICKY COVER UR DICKY!
dont be a whore...SHUT THE DOOR!
COVER UR TREE BEFORE YOU LEAF.
put on the glove for he is watching above...
dont be stupid! wrap ur cupid!
cover ur dick before you pick.
cover ur caves or you'll get crabs.
protect ur pal b4 u fock a gal.
don't be a loner, cover your boner!
cover yout shoes before you loose
go glove, NO LOVEHi, you rock my ASS off. seriously. im sitting here and my ASS FELL OFF!i fucking love you.

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I'd like to meet:

The All American Rejects - Dylan and Cole Sprouse
Aly and AJ - My Chemical Romance
Justin Timberlake - Adam Sandler
John Heder - Ashley Tisdale
Head Automotica - Christina Aguilera
Alyson Stoner - all the SF and reject board peeps.

Music:

.. width="300" height="290" ....All-American Rejects - Cobra Starship -Eminem
Cheyenne - Lady Sovereign - Medicated Kisses
Boys Like Girls - My Chemical Romance - No One Goes Home
All Time Low - Christina Aguliera - Rx Bandits
P.O.S. - K-OS - Senses Fail - Paramore
Inspector Owl - The Killer Apathy - Hit the Lights
Motion City Soundtrack - Bachelor Party Weekend -Fire Rocket Red
Wolfmother - 30 Seconds To Mars - Lupe Fiasco
AFI - WeBee Boyz - Ashley Tisdale - The Starting Line
Your Face - The Bride Wore Black -The Advisory
For Your Eyes Only - Heartstop - Menomena
Blinded Black -The Standard Form Of Falling - The Format
Cute Is What We Aim For - The Panic Channel -Emo Side Project
The Click 5 - The Automatic - Mando Diao - Forever The Sickest Kids
Kids In Glass Houses - Aaron Carter - JET - Head Automatica
The Fray - OK Go - Panic! At The Disco
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus - Young Love - The Almost
Bad Religion - Bayside - Big D And The Kids Table
Coheed And Cambria - Escape The Fate - Gallows
Hot Rod Circuit - Meg And Dia - New Found Glory
Cartel - Beyonce - System Of A Down - Weezer
TLC - Gym Class Heros - Britney Spears
Nsync - BSB - LFO - High School Musical songs
Fall Out Boy - Justin Timberlake - Aaliyah
TLC - Eve 6 - Pink.

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Movies:

Mr. Deeds - The Breakfast Club - GO Figure - 8 Mile - Confessions of a Socialpathic Social Climber - Shes Too Young
Riding the Bus With My Sister - Big Daddy
Snakes On A Plane - Billy Madison - Pretty In Pink
Little Nicky - The Wedding Singer
Big Fat Liar - Passport To Paris - Our Lips Are Sealed
Raising Hellen - The Naked Brothers Band

Television:

TSL - Best Week Ever - South Park
The Soup - Degrassi - Two a Days
House Of Carters - Greys Anatomy - TRL
American Idol - Dancing With The Stars - Sponge Bob
How I Met Your Mom - Roseanne - The Fresh Prince Of Bell-Air
V-Spot Top 20 - Next - E! News
The Daily 10 - The Naked Brothers Band - Showbiz Tonight

Books:

i dont read books. only magazines HAHAHAHA...no seriously.

Heroes:


The All-American Rejects - Boys Like Girls - No one Goes Home
Tay a.k.a Tim - Dylan and Cole - Cand a.k.a. Coos
AlexHEARTBreaker - Kim Smith - Gym Class Heroes
Christina Aguilera - My Chemical romance - Jared Leto
Adam Sandler - Bob - Bubba the Dog - Ashley Tisdale
[anyone really, anyone that makes great music or makes great movies or shows]