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Tom

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About Me

Hmmmmm...what to say? I like to walk around my apartment naked. I enjoy molesting monkeys. I like to read childrens books cuz of all the pretty pictures. I like pina coladas and dancing in the rain. Oh and I like it when you call me Big Poppa.
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My Interests

Reading, writing, learning to play the bass, anything i havent done before, knitting sweaters from the lint in my belly button.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Linkin Park, the beatles, breaking benjamin, blue october, 3rd eye blind, grateful dead, jethro tull, oh hell i dont have enough space to put everything cuz theres so much music that i like. going through life without music is like traversing a desert without an oasis...ya dig what im saying?

Movies:

True romance, scarface, goodfellas, casino, carlitos way, primer, reservoir dogs, the last starfighter, all the star wars, the lord of the rings, i like lots of movies, i pretty much dig anything that is well written.

Television:

Between work and school I hardly have time to watch TV....besides that shit rots your brain.

Books:

Absolute favorite is the counte of monte cristo, anything by patricia cornwell, anything by john grisham, the lord of the rings, oh hell theres tons of books i like...why are you kats asking me so many damn questions?

Heroes:

batman, the incredible hulk, the x men, the first person that said the word kat