Neal --
[adjective]:
Like in nature to a human dildo
A Belfastard at heart, but happily living a wonderful existance in the beating heart of Manchester, New Hampshire, with a darling wife, precious child, stinking dogs and a bloody mortgage.I have broken no records, set no goals and never sacrificed a sheep for shits and giggles. Some day I will be famous!Awfully fond of Baileys, it has help me discovered the good and the bad, but whatever the outcome, it always tasted bloody marvellous.
The Useless Dumb Facts (with additional BS)
Birthday: Friday
Birthplace: Hospital
Current Location: Sitting in a chair in front of the computer
Eye Color: Yes
Hair Color: Yes
Height: 5 foot something
Right Handed or Left Handed: One of each
Your Weakness: Chocolate and my wife, naked
Your Fears: Bug infestations, The end of "24"
Your Perfect Pizza: Thai Chicken
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Live to see the New Year
Thoughts First Waking Up: OHHHGODNOOOO!!!!
Your Best Physical Feature: Has to be the penis
Your Bedtime: When there’s nowt worth watching on the telly
Your Most Missed Memory: Summer holidays
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Butterscotch
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino (and a Panara Bread Cobblestone)
Do you Smoke: Very very VERY rarely
Do you Swear: Very very VERY often
Do you Sing: Well, I think I do
Do you Shower Daily: Nightly, on occasions
Do you believe in yourself: Someone has to
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only if I've been mixing n' drinking
Are you a Health Freak: As I get older, yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: Hell yeah!
Do you play an Instrument: Air Guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Do bears shit in the woods
In the past month have you Smoked: Not this month
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Unfortunately so
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope, but considered it
In the past month have you been on Stage: Alas, no
In the past month have you been Dumped: I hope not
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: It would be too cold anyways
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope
Ever been Drunk: What’s that?
Ever been called a Tease: Yeah
Ever been Beaten up: Oh yeah
Ever Shoplifted: Uh-huh
How do you want to Die: With style and grace
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Influential
What country would you most like to Visit: All of them
