Joe P

Try the BEST MySpace Editor at MySpace Toolbox ! I am probably one of the few living legends in the universe. When I was in college I once tried to drink 2000 beers in a semester and get a 3.0. I only made it to 1850 and got a 2.7. For those counting it's an average of about 16 beers a day no breaks while still going to classes and working to be able to pay for it. Not bad for 4 months out of my life. I love sports, beer, and the fam. I can talk sports with anyone all day long but if someone starts talking poltics I'll run and hide. I can tell you the score of about every game yesterday but couldnt name more than 1 U.S. senator or for that matter whose running for President. I consider myself an accounting genius but don't get the science book out on me cause I couldn't tell you what a neutron is. I am willing to try anything or anyone once but I won't try any green vegetable. I Once drove into an ostrich farm but I don't remember it. At last count I have blacked out somewhere around 150 times in my life and I have woken up in the morning to find out I had given myself a golden shower somewhere around 300 times. Have accidentally killed my car 5 deer, 3 birds, 2 racoons, 2 skunks, 15 squirrels, and 1 horse. And I was driving the same car until about a month ago. I love the Cubs and tornado chasing. Now I'm a family man with 2 kids but i can still go beer for beer with anyone I just may not remember it the next day. My son little P will one day follow in the footsteps of big papa P and become a superathlete. As for my daughter Anna P she'll probably end up smart like her mother.