My name is fernando miguel bernal rodriguez AKA THE SODOMIZER. I never knew my father; he died while working in a sausage factory in 1908. My mother was a transexual prostitute and rose to fame during the day of studio 54 and had sex with herself to create me. Life is beautiful, eh? My life is quite ordinary, really. During my pre-teen years I worked as a foot model and lived the life of excess i.e drugs, sex, and healthy doses of pornagraphic films. I attended Yale college and studied the male sexual reproduction organ. I got bored with the college life, and hit the road with my pet octopus named, Wilbur. Me and Wilbur explored the open American land. And that is where my story begins... holla at me...AIM=scfrenchie
TELL ME ABOUT YO0RSELF - The Survey
Name: Lindsay
Birthday: 1/6/88
Birthplace: Santa Cruz
Current Location: Santa Cruz
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: blonde
Height: 6'
Right Handed or Left Handed: left
Your Heritage: I'm from Sweden...isn't that vierd? Oh ya and Im part Cherokee..hell ya
The Shoes You Wore Today: reef flip flops
Your Weakness: i give into to food...bread in particular
Your Fears: large clumps of dark hair or any hair for that matter detached from the head/in water...oh ya i hate spiders, snakes, and sharks too
Your Perfect Pizza: simple...cheese or pesto
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get into a good college
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: haha or lol but that needs to get out
Thoughts First Waking Up: god damn im hungry/sore
Your Best Physical Feature: uhhhh...no se
Your Bedtime: whenever i feel like it...cuz the party dont stop till 8 in the mornin'
Your Most Missed Memory: the good ol' days back in elementary school when we played all day and didnt give a crap about school/worry about the future
Pepsi or Coke: coke by far is the best
MacDonalds or Burger King: i hate both
Single or Group Dates: depends
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Whats the difference? I like arizona iced tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: blah..i hate coffee
Do you Smoke: smoke what? no cigarettes thats for sure
Do you Swear: you have no fucking idea
Do you Sing: but of course
Do you Shower Daily: at least once a day...sometimes twice
Have you Been in Love: no
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: yes
Do you think you are Attractive: uh....sometimes
Are you a Health Freak: sometimes..im definately health concious but im getting better
Do you get along with your Parents: my dad..me and the momma goose? eh not too well
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: i used to play the piano
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: ahhh yeup
In the past month have you Smoked: nope...pooo
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yaa
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i dont think ive ever eaten a box of oreos...but i have eaten a couple
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes its so yummy...and i could never resist the asians
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: in my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: not sure...i think something in the entertainment industry...
What country would you most like to Visit: at the moment Greece...have you ever seen Santorini?
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue or green
Favourite Hair Color: blonde/dark brown
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: taller than me
Weight: doesnt matter as long as you look good
Best Clothing Style: put together and casual...no high maintenence boys
Number of Drugs I have taken: zero...well does smokin the pot count?
Number of CDs I own: umm no idea...i just use my pod
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: uh yo no se
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