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CaBray

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About Me

...the greatest obstacle, in fact the final obstacle, is the belief that there is an obstacle.
Whether you think you can or you think you can't, either way you are right.

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I'd like to meet:

Ayn Rand. Bill Hicks. Harry Crews. Don Cheadle.

Music:

I am a music tourist. I also know more lyrics than you.

Movies:

Ok - these are the tops. Top whatever or how many because I can *never* limit it to just a few or bother to order them. I can quote them all, but I will spare you (and me...mostly me) the trouble on the majority of them.Tremors "Could you *shut up*" "What the hell is going on? I mean what the *hell* is going on?" I say there is only 1 degree of Kevin Bacon and that degree is awesome. Tigerland The Salton Sea House Party Searching for Bobby Fisher Dangerous Liasons Love Actually Waking the Dead"Sarah, if you are alive, and it was you that night, here for one last moment of sweetness before going back out to try and make things better in the world... I can only say, keep fighting. God be with you. I love you. And if it wasn't really you - if your visit was only the you that still lives in my heart, the you that never gave up, that taught me what being brave was all about - if it was only the you that I will carry with me, in my soul, until the day I die... I can only say, keep fighting. And God be with you. I love you."
Legally Blonde A Midnight Clear Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgandy "I'm going to punch you in the ovary. Yep. Right in the old baby-maker." Groundhog Day Fight Club Harold and Maude Zoolander Jurassic Park Sommersby Major League Breakfast Club Se7en Requiem for a Dream Amadeus The Royal Tenenbaums The Big Lebowski The Princess Bride "Who are you? I must know" "Get used to disappointment"

As you might surmise, I own a buttload of movies that I love to watch on a regular basis. "Buttload" is a real measurement. Look it up.

Television:

Scrubs, The West Wing, My Name is Earl, The Office, Dirty Jobs, Heroes, Hell's Kitchen

Books:

There are so many... Any and all Harry Crews (Especially "Body" and "All We Need of Hell"), "The Fountainhead" and "Atlas Shrugged", "Angels and Demons", "Reservation Blues", "The Secret Life of Bees", the short story "Too Many Daves" by Dr. Seuss, "The Easy Way to Stop Smoking", "The Devil of Nanking", "A Dirty Job" and "The Lovely Bones".

Read. Please read.

Heroes:

Jan Itor, Dr. Rotinaj

My Blog

A story with pictures of how I made things one day

I wanted a sewing machine for Christmas - got some money - got a sewing machine. And it is awesome. It has all these crazy stitches and embroidery stuff. I can sew on buttons and make buttonholes. I c...
Posted by CaBray on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 11:13:00 PST

On how a Bray became and Ernest

I heard a tale once told about a couple of crazy kids getting married in the freezingest weather December had to offer this side of the Mississippi. Somehow they managed to make their way to a small t...
Posted by CaBray on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 10:06:00 PST

My favorite monologue

Talking with a co-worker this afternoon, the topic of the sinking of the USS Indianapolis came up, which inevitably should lead all of us to reminisce fondly about the best written and delivered mono...
Posted by CaBray on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 03:13:00 PST

Math for the new millenium

Jay-Z has "99 problems; a bitch aint one". What can we deduce from this statement?a. 100 percent of Jay-Z's problems are not bitch-related.b. There's a 1 in 100 chance that a bitch may cause Jay-Z a p...
Posted by CaBray on Mon, 21 May 2007 08:17:00 PST

Lyrics roll call

Who the hell knows what Peaches is referring to when she says "Check out my Chrissy behind It's fine all of the time..."Me and some guy on a blog when I searched Google think that she is referring to ...
Posted by CaBray on Thu, 17 May 2007 10:22:00 PST

The Big Kids Table

Not that anyone is still reading because it has been a week since I last blogged about this but I don't like to leave anything unfinished so I am going to pound this out!Last we left off, I won a seat...
Posted by CaBray on Wed, 16 May 2007 09:53:00 PST

Try not to let it ruin your day.

I want to warn you that this video really is awful. It is one of the worst things I have seen/heard on the news recently. Watching this huge guy take full arm swing punches at this girl makes me feel ...
Posted by CaBray on Thu, 10 May 2007 12:04:00 PST

Truthfully, I won a little

back to the story. Ok - so I know something about playing Hold Em. I was 100% the reason why a poker game broke down in the middle into an Acey Deucy match when Jessee and I went to hang out with Jake...
Posted by CaBray on Thu, 10 May 2007 08:29:00 PST

Short message from our sponsors aka Are you Fu**ing kidding me?

We take you to this blog already in progress...Please read this first from IMDb.com: "Paris Hilton is calling on her fans to help her stay out of jail - by endorsing an online petition they can sign. ...
Posted by CaBray on Wed, 09 May 2007 02:33:00 PST

So I lost...

but that is not the beginning of the story. That is just the beginning of the end of the story. The beginning of the story starts about four years ago when Texas Hold'em was a really popular game. Not...
Posted by CaBray on Mon, 07 May 2007 12:16:00 PST