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Hi.
My name is "Beaverton" Bill Smiley. I imagine there’s a lot of you folks out there who want to know more about this fascinating creature and I suppose I'm the guy to inform you. Not too much is known about him - he's pretty mysterious to say the least. But I'll tell you everything I can.
Ok, where can I begin? Well first off, Kenny and I are part of a superhero team in Portland, OR.
Let me start by telling you a bit about myself. I've been a superhero since, oh, about the late 1800's I guess. I'm a founding member of the RCC, or the "Rose City Champions". It was waaaaay back in the summer of 1886 when I was swimming in a river in Beaverton (Oregon) when I found a shiny, unidentifiable gem at the bottom of the river among the rocks.
To make a long story short, this gem (which I later named the "Longevity Gem") gave me all of my super-strength and longevity powers which keep me going strong until this very day. Although I'm sure I'm feeling the same aches and pains as a 70-year-old man is feeling, I still got some fight left in me.
Anyhow, I suspect Kenny was the original owner of the Longevity Gem long before I discovered it. My reason being every time he sees it, he gets kind of excited. It's also a fact that Kenny is well over 100 years of age, like myself. I have the photo to prove it.


I also seem to vaguely remember crazy stories as a boy about local sightings of a black-haired creature with bright yellow eyes romping around near the creeks and woods of Beaverton.
As near as I can tell, Kenny is part animal and part human. You all remember Sesame Street? Well he kinda looks like one of the Muppits come to life. Only bigger and stronger. He does a lot of things and animal would do. Like thrive in nature. Or get along well with other animals. But he also shows a good amount of human behavior as well. Like keeping a garden. Wearing shorts. One thing is for sure- he doesn't have a harmful bone in his body. He loves anyone and everyone and he only goes about in this world to set things right.
Captain Burnside (the leader of the RCC) and myself have unofficially recruited Kenny as an RCC member. Now I say "unofficially" because we're not entirely sure he agreed to join us. Meaning the fella doesn't speak. Nor does he often bother to communicate much in any way. He just kinda goes about his business, setting things right. That's not to say he's a mute. Believe me, I've heard him scream and wail like a lunatic many times. Even heard him laugh once or twice. But he doesn't care much to learn a language, so communicating with him is damn near impossible. He does, however, seem to understand everything that is said to him.
Adding to his mystery is his magic. He's got this power he uses that nobody can explain. It's this... beautiful light show of colors and sparks, stars and whistles - and a rainbow "prism beam" that shoots right out of his chest. The most spectacular thing you'll ever see! Nobody knows how he does it or where it comes from- all we know is that it works every single time. He'll use it to protect himself or others around him. Or he'll use it to heal something or somebody (which I've also seen).
When he uses it for defense, it simply renders his attacker useless. End of story. They either stay in a trance until the authorities come and get them, or they walk off peacefully on their own accord, never looking back or saying a word. When he's on yourside, it's like having a victory in the bag before the battle even breaks out. It's quite an amazing thing. Only trouble is, we can't count on him showing up every time. Otherwise we'd be using Kenny in all of our battles to help keep Portland a peaceful place. Don't get me wrong- he's been there for us many, many times - he'll usually just show up out of nowhere! And sometimes he doesn't. But I suppose the fella's got other things to tend to. I don't know.
So that about sums up the basics. Like I said before, not much is known about him. I'll do my best to keep you all updated here when I can. Anything Kenny related - I'll let you know.
If you have any questions, please don't hesitate to ask here. I'm a reserve member of the RCC these days, so I'm sort of retired. Got nothing better to do than sit around and try to learn this computer. I'm also gonna start to getting an RCC page going here pretty quick.
And if you ever see Kenny around town, give him a hug - he loves hugging people!
Till next time! -BB
P.S. I also added a bunch more pictures of Kenny in the pictures section. Check them out to see him in action and to get a better idea of who he is.

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Kennys mystery trip

On the bright and sunny afternoon of June 6th, 2005, Kenny embarked on a mysterious journey that until this day, nobody knows (almost) anything about.Where did he go?Why?We do know his method of trave...
Posted by Kenny! on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 04:46:00 PST