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The Fighting Albatross

The Rebel Without a Clue

About Me

I'm an unironic, non-hipster who is not above being completely retarded. Either that, or is just incapable of appropriateness, intelligence, and grace. I'm also a guitar-playing music addict, and despite my misanthropy, I like meeting new, cool people. But then again, compared to me, anyone's cool.I just got back to AU after spending 3 months in England. I miss it, but I'm very glad to be back here. So, yeah, I tend to use British phrases in everyday conversation. Sorry.

What Metal Band are You?

Carcass!
You are the death metal band Carcass! You love to sing about rotting bowels and dismembered body parts..kinky.
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My Interests

Rock and Roll and most subgenres, guitars, coffee, Guiness and Smithwick's, the city of Washington in the District of Columbia, seedy places, The Porter Compound, writing, sometimes politics (specifically regarding civil rights and liberties), cheap beer (I am a college student after all), going to concerts, punk rock/hardcore culture, being a jackass for the sake of having fun, songwriting, death (anatomically/physiologically, and spritually), funny shit (movies, comedians, other things that can be considered funny), really shitty but at the same time really awesome movies, Rocky Horror, the comics page (especially Doonsbury and, before the Record started sucking, Lio), watching politicians (especially Republicans and Bush) screw the country up, and hot sauce.

I'd like to meet:

Blake Schwarzenbach, Henry Rollins, Lewis Black, someone who's had a run-in with a candiru. And just about anyone who is a music addict like me, and won't be an asshole. And the dickhead who stole my leather jacket, so I can beat him with a crowbar.Basically, anyone who doesn't really suck.If you get bored and want to talk to me, IM: SocialDistortAY For my UK friends who don't have AIM, [email protected]

Music:

This will be the longest section: Jawbreaker, Husker Du, Social Distortion, the Clash, the Ramones, the Replacements, Rites of Spring, Minor Threat, Fugazi, Against All Authority, Dead End Saints, Avail, Ignite, Lifetime, old Saves the Day, Bouncing Souls, Bad Religion, Flogging Molly, Dropkick Murphys, Gorilla Biscuits, Inside Out, In My Eyes, Youth of Today, Bane, Comeback Kid, Ensign, the Briggs, Tiger Army, LES Stitches, Misfits, Danzig, Rancid (almost ashamed to admit it, but they're catchy shit), Samiam, GBH, Discharge, Ted Leo and the Pharmacists, From Ashes Rise, Tragedy, Catharsis, His Hero is Gone, Obituary, Death, Carcass, In Flames, Slayer, Pantera, Raging Speedhorn, Mastodon, Isis, Converge, old Metallica, Children of Bodom, Darkest Hour, 3 Inches of Blood, Hatebreed, Poison the Well, Shai Hulud, Killswitch Engage, Lamb of God, Shadows Fall, All That Remains, Immortal, Down, Corrosion of Conformity, Crowbar, Clutch, the Allman Bros. Band, Thin Lizzy, the Jam, old U2, the Smiths, the Cure, the Jimi Hendrix Experience, the Rolling Stones, the Beatles, At the Drive-In, the Mars Volta, Stone Temple Pilots, Alice in Chains, Soundgarden, Chain of Strength, the Promise Ring, Texas is the Reason, Rage Against the Machine, Sunny Day Real Estate, Mineral, Type O Negative, My Bloody Valentine, Archers of Loaf, My Morning Jacket, Bob Dylan, Neil Young, CSNY, Jets to Brazil, A Tribe Called Quest, Dr. Dre, People Under the Stairs, Miles Davis, Art Tatum, blah blah blah....I like a bit of everything.

Movies:

High Fidelity, A Bronx Tale, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, Apocolypse Now, This is Spinal Tap, Death to Smoochy, The Birdcage, American History X, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey, Wayne's World, Wayne's World 2, Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail, Monty Python and the Meaning of Life, Requiem for a Dream, O Brother Where Art Thou, Ocean's 11, The Hills Have Eyes (remake and original), Full Metal Jacket, Valley Girl, Clerks, Lock, Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels, Boondock Saints, Half Baked, Walk the Line, Paradise Lost and Paradise Lost: Revelations, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Fight Club, Easy Rider, and a weird mix of other shit.

Television:

Law and Order, Harvey Birdman, That 70s Show, Family Guy, American Dad, Rescue Me, anything cool on VH1 like Behind the Music and their Top 100/Top 40 lists, random stuff on the History Channel, Fawlty Towers

Books:

On the Road, Fountainhead, One Hundred Years of Solitude, Catcher in the Rye, Junky, The Portable Henry Rollins, any Calvin and Hobbes, just about any Dr. Seuss, Moby Dick, 1984, Rolling Stone's Encyclopedia of Rock and Roll, Slaughterhouse Five, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Good Omens, The Rum Diary, Get in the Van, and I think the book that I just started writing, entitled Duke of the District, has the potential to turn out really well.

Heroes:

Whoever can blaze their own trail and achieve happiness that doesn't conform to society's expectation of it.

My Blog

This Band Rules

Thin Lizzy fucking rules. I've been listening to them a lot today, and lately in general. What a great, influential yet still unappreciated band.  First of all, the riffs were awesome, as were th...
Posted by The Fighting Albatross on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 11:50:00 PST

It's almost time

    In 19 hours, I'll be in a plane, taking off for London. It hasn't quite hit me, but I probably don't have to explain how excited I am.  And a bit scared. I've never left the co...
Posted by The Fighting Albatross on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 11:36:00 PST

Journey to Points North

    This weekend was absoultely amazing.  A year and a week after journeying to DC with the illustrious Josh Goodman, we made another journey, this time to the Boston/New Hampshire...
Posted by The Fighting Albatross on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 06:34:00 PST

Hot Shit

Don't let the title confuse you. THis has nothing to do with firey passions. My car exploded tonight. Yes, you read correct. MY CAR FUCKING EXPLODED!!! Ok, so I'm driving home on Route 80 from Ara...
Posted by The Fighting Albatross on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 11:31:00 PST

Work Sucks

Work sucking is a common post of mine. However, moreso this time than any other time. Tomorrow I have to work, and work for the next several days. Applebee's sucks almost as much as ShopRite, in fact ...
Posted by The Fighting Albatross on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 09:13:00 PST

My kinda survey!

BASICS 1. Top 5 Favorite Bands      1. U2      2. Jets to Brazil     3. Jimi Hendrix     4...
Posted by The Fighting Albatross on Tue, 13 Sep 2005 07:54:00 PST

Remember kids, down the stream, not across it.

Every day when I go to work I just want to quit my job. I'm sick and fucking tired of feeling like a prison bitch, being told what to do by shitheads heading straight down a dead end. Fuck, for most o...
Posted by The Fighting Albatross on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Finals Season

So finals season has arrived yet again. Woopedee doo... God damn, college would be so awesome without classes. I'ms ure everyone says that. I have five finals, 4 actually because Finite Math doesn't ...
Posted by The Fighting Albatross on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Holy Fuck.

I just got my ass kicked by four amazing bands: Scars of Tomorrow, Norma Jean, Unearth and Atreyu. Words can't describe this show and how crazy it was. WEll, maybe holy jesus fucking christ could star...
Posted by The Fighting Albatross on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

In Class, I dreamed all day about a rock and roll weekend

So this week was a bit stressful, 2 all nighters in a row, 2 essays due on one day, another due Friday. So I had a lot of shit to do. Fortunately, I also had two amazing outlets in a row. Thursday th...
Posted by The Fighting Albatross on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST