Stewie - ProfilesArchive

About Me

-=I'm Stewie=- -=I'm a Bearded Dragon=- -=I like to poop on stuff=- -=That's all U need to know!=-
A Survey for Pets!
What type of pet are you? I'm a Bearded Dragon
What is your name? Stewie
What other nicknames do you have? Chubbawubbakins, Stew, Stewart, Baby, FattyBoy, etc.
What is your favorite treat? I like the occasional pinky, raspberries, bananas, apples, etc.
What would your owner describe you as? "Precious"
What is the funniest thing you have done? I took a dump on my mom's lap MwaHaHaHaHa!
What is the bravest thing you have done? I enjoy jumping off my mom's bed...The adrenaline rush is great!
Yes or No
Are you neutered? No and I hope I never will be...Thank God I'm a lizard!
Are you a social animal? Sure but some other animals and I just don't exactly mesh well
Are you always doing something bad when nobody is looking? No I'm usually always just sitting on a branch in my cage or sittin on my mom's bed
Are you friendly? Yes I am
Are you overweight? Nahhh I try to stay sexy for the ladies
Do you like warm milk? Ummm I'm gonna go ahead and say NO
Do you eat cheese? Nope
Do you eat bugs? Mmmmm mealworms and crickets....yummmm
Do you live with other animals? Well they're not allowed in my cage but my mom's got an iguana, Tony Montana, And personally I think he's an asshole, I never met the gecko, And the 2 Cornsnakes are cool but my mom won't let me play with them
Do you like being in the house more than being outside? Nahh I love being outside in the sun
Do you like to exercise? Not really
Do you like car rides? I get the passenger seat all to myself =)
Do you get into stuff? Yes...I like to hide from my mom when she lets me out of the cage...it's pretty fun
Do you get along with your mommy or daddy? I love my mommy sooo much but I'm mad at her boyfriend cuz before he came along I always use to sleep in her bed with her but now there's not enough room for me =(
Do you like to swim? Sometimes, I like taking baths
Do you chase laser pen dots? Umm I don't think I have the brain power to do so
And finally, Do you love your mommy or daddy? Yes of course I love my mom...shes awesome
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My Interests

I like sitting around my cage in the basking light, I like eating like a slob, I like chillin on my mom's bed with her, Checkin out bitches on the internet, I also enjoy taking huge dumps and laugh at my mom when she has to scoop it out of my cage.

I'd like to meet:

A SEXY girl bearded dragon that could come and live with me and let me bang her and impregnate her...again and again and again =) But then again, I'm an open-minded guy and I don't discriminate. Trust me I've had my share of small dogs, cats, birds, rodents...So whatever species you are, if you think u can handle the Almighty Stewie, Hit me up and maybe we can work somethin out. Satisfaction Guaranteed...

Music:

I don't really listen to music because I'm a Bearded Dragon.

Movies:

Like I stated previously, I'm a lizard so I could care less about movies, unless there's some sexy reptiles in them =)

Television:

Uhhh Crocodile Hunter...that motherfucker is out of his God Damn Mind...but it makes for some good entertainment so more power to him =)

Books:

I can't read, stupid.

Heroes:

My hero is the cartoon character I was named after, Stewie Griffen, and my mom cuz she taught me everything I know and she takes good care of me.,

My Blog

So My Mom Brought Me To Her Job...

That crazy bitch woke me up out of a real good dream just so she could take me to work with her... ...so I popped a squat and took a shit on the desk! I know, I'm absolutely PRICELESS!...
Posted by Stewie on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 07:48:00 PST

Yup...I Got Tagged...

Ive been tagged I've been tagged, so I have to tell six interesting facts about myself and tag six others:( you cant retag a tagee) 1. I was a Christmas present.. 2. I take massive shits. 3. I need ...
Posted by Stewie on Wed, 24 May 2006 05:27:00 PST