Academia, Acrobatics, Alien Sex Fiend, Anne Sexton, Anthony Bourdain, Back Rubs, Bauhaus, Bedtime, Biting my lip, Blackfoot River, Bliss Blood, Bloody Marys, Booze, Bosnian Chocolates, Bulges, Burritos, Cafe Americano, Carnivale, Chapstick Collections, Christian Death, Clarity, Cocteau Twins, Conversation, Creative Beard Techniques, Creative Non-Fiction, Crochet, The Cuddle Up, David Lynch, Death in June, Devotion, Die Hard, Doe Eyes, Domesticity, Douglas Coupland, Drinking Games, Eggs Benedict, The Electric Slide, Elves, Endorphins, Epiphanies, Fall, Fauns, Fawns, Feminism, Fire Pits, French dips, Galifianakis, Gentlemen, Glasses, Grammar, Gravy, Green Chili, Handshakes, Hangover Wit, Heavy Petting, Hollandaise Sauce, Honesty, Interpol, Intimate Exchanges, Ipod, Jesus and Mary Chain, Joy Division, JT Leroy, K Records, Kill Rock Stars, Knitting, Literary Theory, Long Drives, Loyalty, Margaret Keane, Mashed Potatoes, Meatloaf, The Melvins, Mending, Merlot, Meteor Showers, Mexican Food, Mexico, Mimosas, Mirah, Missoula, Mom, My Bloody Valentine, New Order, Office Supplies, Orthodentia, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Pain Teens, Pajama Pants, Prescription Drugs, Pluralization, Psychic TV, Raymond Carver, Reverance, Salsa, Scarves, Seductresses, Severed Heads, Sharpie Markers, Sheet Secrets, Slurpees, Solitary Dining, Soups, Stories, Sushi, Sweaters, Sylvia Plath, T.U.F. Puss, Tall Boy Cans, Ted Hughes, Thai Food, The Cure, The Lonely Doll, The Oblio Joes, The Smiths, The Taste of Crying, THE USUAL aka THE UZJHE, Throbbing Gristle, Twin Peaks, Ukulele, Vocabulary, Volumen, Walking, Ween, Wet Streets, Wire, Wolfgang Press, Wyoming, Yo La Tengo, DOG DICK, yoga,BUGLES THE DELICIOUS CONICAL SHAPED CORN CHIP.
DANIEL JOHNSTON. The head hobo in charge. Lung Leg. Genesis Breyer P-Orridge. Joan Didion. A narwhal. Someone to make me a two necked sweater/casino jacket. Godstar. Craig Finn. The Brain Fuckler - Mad Fuckler of Thoughts. Burrito Devotees. Fawns & Fauns of all shapes and sizes. Sister Who. Joe Coleman. Irwin Fletcher. Flute Players.
Any and all SEDUCTRESSES. To this list I add the following: smokers, dolphins, ZZ TOP, Thin Lizzy, the geriatric lady at the Christmas Bazaar that asked me if I knew what "69" meant, anyone who dares eat at The Golden Corral, the original makers/purveyors/masterminds behind DOGDICK, those with a commitment to excellence, and anyone who has over the border connections to high dosage Xanax.