Cherry Pie Forever |
I'm chest deep in Manhattan fine diners, trying not to scream.Keeping five, or six, or sometimes eleven tables running like they're in a fancy restaurant is a bitch.Tonight I have six, in the back par... Posted by on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 17:14:00 GMT |
The Shield of Achilles |
Technically, I was working, part time as a waiter, but my copywriting job at Lost Gloves & Mittens was "suspended" due to "unseasonal warmth." Meaning, I was axed because it wasn't snowing, or even c... Posted by on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 01:37:00 GMT |
The Murgatroyd |
A 50 liter bottle of wine is called a Murgatroyd. Mostly, the nomenclature of large wine bottles alludes to the importance of key figures in Biblical literature. Nebuchadnezzar, Balthazar, Methuse... Posted by on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 07:40:00 GMT |