chandi

who took catface?

did you know that every screen name possible is taken? i know this. i spent what seemed like forever typing nonsense into the desired screen name box, constantly surprised when it came back saying pen...
Posted by chandi on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 11:00:00 PST

bang bang

last night taylor and i went to see man man with abe and chris. it was a really amazing show. it's the kind of music that you can imagine if a group of insane people were told to make music nonstop fo...
Posted by chandi on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 10:46:00 PST

the mean reds

saturday i cleaned our bathroom like i have never cleaned anything in my whole life. it is spotless. and now i know that it was all in preparation for tonight.you see, tonight i came home to taylor (i...
Posted by chandi on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 05:35:00 PST

this really happened

a crazy woman on the street yesterday had this to say to us:"i don't care what color you are, I give you the glory of god. And fuck them bitches (points down the street to NO ONE). I wish I had balls ...
Posted by chandi on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 08:40:00 PST

50,000 reasons to eat your arms

did you know that a mother octopus has 50,000 babies at a time? she goes into hiding to lay her eggs, and she won't leave them until they hatch. she can't even go out to find food. a starving octopus ...
Posted by chandi on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 10:01:00 PST

dadadadadadada da

today i saw the dada exhibit at the national gallery. it was so very interesting. especially the sound poems. i am mad at myself for waiting until the last minute to see it, because it really is deser...
Posted by chandi on Sat, 13 May 2006 09:58:00 PST

please...draw me a sheep...

it seems that i am only capable of cooking poorly timed meals. tonight dinner was served at precisely 10:30. and this morning i made a large batch of pumpkin pancakes. i don't care that it isn't fall....
Posted by chandi on Wed, 03 May 2006 10:23:00 PST

well, okay

i am moving to a new apartment in one month and getting married in six. i am planning a wedding, just like everyone else. congratulations everyone! i am actually going to charleston in one week t...
Posted by chandi on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 11:11:00 PST

ready...set....

so after tomorrow it is going to be nonstop christmas for a whole month. christmas has turned into such a marathon. the challenge will be to pace myself this year, since usually its too much too soon ...
Posted by chandi on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 09:47:00 PST

when a black cat breaks a mirror

this morning i ate a pile of numbers on toast and rolled over to finish my dream. at work later, i saw a real man with one digital arm that was half the size of his one real arm. and his one real bear...
Posted by chandi on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 09:26:00 PST