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Gypsy Queen *Melanie*

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About Me

* magazine production manager * NJ Gypsy Queen * freelance photographer * former punk rock singer for the band Pop-Up Porn * rescuer of animals * world's biggest klutz, seriously * mouth like a trucker *
A ridiculous amount of my memory capacity seems to be dedicated to song lyrics.
I have this weird habit of bending paper clips into and out of shapes when I'm at work.
At any given time I have at least 3 shades of lip gloss in whichever purse/bag I'm carrying.
I love my family, friends, and animals and don't know what I'd do without any of them.
The beach is my favorite place to be.
I love music and seriously don't think I could live without it.
I have a major shoe and purse addiction.
Give me a burger and a beer and I'm a happy girl.
My first crush was Jack Tripper.
Ave Maria affects me like no other piece of music ever written.
One of my favorite completely random things to do is watch dog shows on TV.
Two of my favorite TV characters ever are Alice on The Honeymooners and Karen on Will & Grace.
I'm late for everything.
I can cross my eyes.
I fucking HATE clowns.
I'm VERY impatient.
I have a wicked temper.
I can be quite sarcastic.
I have a tendency to be brutally honest, I sugarcoat nothing and I rarely edit myself. If I think you're an asshole, I'll tell you so.
I offer no apologies for who and what I am.
BEST. THING. EVER.
Ahh Mike Ness...
Social Distortion - Story of my Life

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Causes I Support
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Black Pearl Dogs
www.blackpearldogs.com
~ Making a difference one black dog at a time through education, awareness and action. ~
**ATTENTION BANDS**
I do not blindly add every random band who requests it.
You want the add?
WOW ME.
Be awesome.
Be different.
Make me WANT to listen to your band.
And most of all, have talent.
Thank you, drive through.
Random Quotes Which Have Defined Parts of My Life
"You can only be a victim if you admit defeat."--The Descendents
"You can run all your life but not go anywhere."--Social Distortion
"Today seems like a good day to burn a bridge or two."--311
"Things just happened to turn out this way, I can't say I have no regrets today."--Bouncing Souls
Alice: "But I don't want to go among mad people."
Cheshire Cat: "Oh, you can't help that. Most everyone's mad here."
"Man, you ain't never got two things that match. You got kool-aid no sugar, peanut butter no jelly, ham no burger...."--Smokey, Friday
"Everybody's a fucking meteorologist."--my brother, one of the funniest fuckers I know.
This is my favorite photo ever taken.
And this is my favorite painting ever painted.

My Interests

* people who say what they mean * singing * photography * music music music * all things Disney * cooking * baking * animals & animal rescue * skateboarding * BMX * hockey - Go Devils! * baseball - Go Yankees! * SHOES * kites * hot air balloons * surfing * the beach * tropical places * reading * roller derby * tattoos * sex * pot * Jones Soda * poker * Wicca * ghosts & the paranormal * horror movies * carousels * Harleys * Van Gogh * Greek & Roman mythology * the glamour and style of the '20s, '30s, '40s & '50s * cowboys * UFC * roller coasters * water parks * rodeos * wind chimes * fountains and waterfalls * faeries * good friends * new experiences * chocolate milkshakes * peaches * peanuts * thunderstorms * Pepsi * fruity tropical drinks * ANYTHING with rum in it * Corona * cookie dough * mint chocolate chip ice cream * raspberry sherbet * coconut anything * Old Navy jeans * things that make me laugh * Monopoly * milk & cookies * root beer floats * Pepsi * teddy bears * comic books * Cirque du Soliel * Tetris * cool Xbox games * turquoise & coral jewelry * funky earrings * wolves * horses * Hello Kitty * Ebay * punk rock shows * Dunkin' Donuts hot chocolate (yum) * Italy * Hawaii * vintage Mustangs * cool bags/purses * tattooed punk rock boys *

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I'd like to meet:

Don't be a douchebag.
Messaging me to tell me you want to bang me will get you ignored. If you're looking for a booty call, move along. If you're one of those people who believes that a female should speak and act a certain way, you most definitely should not be speaking to me.
And for fuck's sake, please have a personality.

Music:

* Ramones * Misfits (both with Danzig and with Graves, though I do not agree with the most recent incarnation, whom I refuse to call the Misfits and have simply dubbed "Jerry Only & Friends") * Social Distortion * Bouncing Souls * Black Flag * 311 * Sublime * Foo Fighters * A Static Lullaby * Silverstein * Senses Fail * Killswitch Engage * From Autumn To Ashes * One True Thing * Avenged Sevenfold * My Chemical Romance * AFI * Hawthorne Heights * Underoath * Fall Out Boy * Incubus * Korn * Bad Religion * Dead Kennedys * 7 Seconds * Operation Ivy * Rancid * Distillers * Juliette & The Licks * Babes in Toyland * Guns n' Roses * Poison * Depeche Mode * The Cure * NOFX * Pennywise * Propagandhi * No Use For A Name * Descendents * ALL * Slayer * Pantera * Metallica (before the Black album) * Rob Zombie * Type O Negative * The Fiendz * Fountains of Wayne * Alien Ant Farm * Gameface * The Cramps * The Adicts * MxPx * Green Day * Blink 182 * Yellowcard * The Queers * Samiam * Home Grown * Jimmy Eat World * The Judybats * Tori Amos * Liz Phair * PJ Harvey * Fiona Apple * Mazzy Star * Cowboy Junkies * The Pixies * Down By Law * Dropkick Murphys * The Business * Mr. T Experience * The Dwarves * Lagwagon * Beastie Boys * No Doubt/Gwen Stefani * Generation X * Fugazi * Gorilla Biscuits * Minor Threat * Dead Milkmen * Alice Cooper * Iggy Pop * Blondie * Johnny Thunders & The Heartbreakers * Talking Heads * Motley Crue * Skid Row * Faster Pussycat * Def Leppard * Hanoi Rocks * Warrant * L.A. Guns * Bon Jovi * Cinderella * Suicidal Tendencies * Danzig * Love & Rockets * Bloodhound Gang * Shades Apart * Bad Brains * Circle Jerks * Mighty Mighty Bosstones * Dramarama * Smithereens * Radiohead * Faith No More * Eminem * Snoop Dogg * Black Eyed Peas * Tom Jones * Elvis * The Beatles * John Lennon * The Doors * Led Zeppelin * Billy Joel * Eric Clapton * Lynyrd Skynyrd * Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers * Pink Floyd * The Steve Miller Band * Beach Boys * Monkees * Bob Marley * Aerosmith * Velvet Revolver * Stone Temple Pilots * New Order * Billy Idol * Jet * Prince * Shakira * Selena * Madonna * Christina Aguilera * Coyote Shivers * Oasis * Goo Goo Dolls * Weezer * Goldfinger * Mustard Plug * Less than Jake * Fenix TX * Sum 41 * New Found Glory * Nerf Herder * Shelter * Life of Agony * The Ataris * Story of the Year * Streetlight Manifesto * Taking Back Sunday * Ten Foot Pole * Toad the Wet Sprocket * Unwritten Law * The Fiendz * Kid With Man Head * Ziggy Marley * most '50s & early '60s music * most '80s music * some classical music *

Oh my do I love this picture...

Movies:

* SLC Punk * Legend * Heathers * Empire Records * Tombstone * Natural Born Killers * True Romance * Jawbreaker * Goodfellas * American History X * Bad Girls * The Last Unicorn * The Untouchables * Sin City * A Nightmare on Elm Street series * Halloween series * Friday the 13th series * Candyman * Carrie * Pet Sematary * Poltergeist * Night of the Comet * Ocean's Eleven * Fast Times At Ridgemont High * Pirates of the Carribean * Animal House * PCU * Groundhog Day * Stripes * Revenge of the Nerds * Cruel Intentions * The Sweetest Thing * Charlie's Angels * Dirty Dancing * Selena * Breakfast Club * Sixteen Candles * Ferris Bueller's Day Off * The Princess Bride * Pretty in Pink * Weird Science * Goonies * The Lost Boys * Interview With A Vampire * Rocky Horror Picture Show * Grease * Grease 2 * That Thing You Do * Armageddon * Overboard * The Witches of Eastwick * The Wedding Singer * A League Of Their Own * As Good As It Gets * Back To The Future * Beetlejuice * Untamed Heart * Rock Star * The Others * National Lampoon's Vacation * National Lampoon's European Vacation * National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation * Van Wilder * both Star Wars trilogies * Top Gun * The Craft * The Crow * Smokey & The Bandit * Blow * The Filth & The Fury * X-Men * Spider-Man * Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory * Scooby Doo * Sleepy Hollow * From Hell * Silence of the Lambs * A Clockwork Orange * Flowers in the Attic * American Psycho * the FIRST Batman (with Michael Keaton) * The Doors * Pump Up The Volume * Very Bad Things * Gleaming The Cube * Suicide Kings * Friday * Half Baked * Dazed & Confused * Mommie Dearest * A Letter From Death Row * Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2 * Clerks * Mallrats * Chasing Amy * Dogma * Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back * Faster, Pussycat Kill! Kill!* Disney movies * all Marilyn Monroe movies (especially Gentlemen Prefer Blondes and Don't Bother To Knock) * decent porn *
Legend
(before Tom Cruise was a tool)
The Last Unicorn
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Television:

* PRISON BREAK * Friends * Dirt * The Riches * Damages * Nip/Tuck * Rescue Me * Weeds * Pushing Daisies * Bionic Woman * Women's Murder Club * CSI: Miami * The Simpsons * Family Guy * Charmed * Desperate Housewives * Las Vegas * Medium * Ghost Hunters * Inked * OZ * Animal Precinct * C.O.P.S. * M*A*S*H * The Honeymooners * Three's Company * Bewitched * Happy Days * Laverne & Shirley * I Dream of Jeannie * Whose Line Is It Anyway? * Mucha Lucha * Powerpuff Girls * Scooby Doo * Tom & Jerry * Disney's House of Mouse * Kim Possible * Will & Grace * Married With Children * Jackass * Law & Order: SVU * Law & Order: CI *

Pretty....

Books:

* The Five People You Meet In Heaven by Mitch Albom *

* Adored by Tilly Bagshawe *

* In Her Shoes by Jennifer Weiner *
* Little Earthquakes by Jennifer Weiner *

* Summer Sisters by Judy Blume *

* Suicide Blonde by Darcy Steinke *

* Memoirs of a Geisha *

* I love love LOVE the J.D. Robb "In Death" series. *

Let's see....Laurell K. Hamilton, Maggie Shayne, Nora Roberts/J.D. Robb, Faye Kellerman, Jonathan Kellerman, Judith Kelman, Lisa Scottoline, Iris Johansen, Jayne Ann Krentz, Linda Howard, Sandra Brown, James Patterson, Erica Spindler, Kathleen Nance, and a bunch more. I read alot.

Heroes:

My mom is my hero, as cliched as that might sound. Other people I admire for one reason or another: Marilyn Monroe, Bettie Page, Lucille Ball, Michelle Pfeiffer, Tori Amos, Gwen Stefani, Goldie Hawn, Cameron Diaz, Madonna, Rose McGowan, Walt Disney, Nancy Drew and Wile E. Coyote. Oh, and Wonder Woman.

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My Blog

"Along the way to close my eyes....I lost where I was going..."

Hey, got any good ghost stories? Read below and then contact Sarah BY CLICKING HERE.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Hey all!I'm writing a book (I actually have a contract and everyth...
Posted by Gypsy Queen *Melanie* on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 12:35:00 PST

"I like the way you define happiness..."

My Nikon came home today.  I'm so extraordinarily happy I could burst.   Oh!  And do me a favor and GO HERE (CLICK IT) to vote for me in the Inked Girls Gallery at inkedmagonline....
Posted by Gypsy Queen *Melanie* on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 07:30:00 PST

"No one’s to blame, my how time flies so quickly..."

I bought my dog a little stuffed cow that moos today, and it's currently driving him absolutely insane, entertaining me no end.  I predict it joins the murdered toy club in less than 24 hours.&nb...
Posted by Gypsy Queen *Melanie* on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 09:12:00 PST

"This wasn’t supposed to happen..."

Some very brief reviews of some of the movies I've seen recently....just 'cause I felt like sharing.  Sweeney Todd - Loved it.  Loved it loved it LOVED IT. The Assassination of Jesse James ...
Posted by Gypsy Queen *Melanie* on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 10:17:00 PST

"When you grab a hold of me, tell me that I’ll never be set free..."

Saw Cloverfield today.  Was not impressed. Also got to watch Mannequin today, which I haven't done in a very long time, but it happened to be on and I just had to watch it haha. Prison Break isn'...
Posted by Gypsy Queen *Melanie* on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 11:17:00 PST

"I feel great, how ’bout you?..."

So that stupid stomach virus caught up with me and I puked so much I popped a blood vessel in my eye.  Yes, it's incredibly attractive.  No, there will not be pictures. Bouncing Souls @ The ...
Posted by Gypsy Queen *Melanie* on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 09:35:00 PST

"It’s time to be nice to the people you can’t stand all year..."

This has honestly been the best holiday season in a very long time for me.  I have never laughed so much, enjoyed myself so much, or had as much fun as I did this year, whether it was w...
Posted by Gypsy Queen *Melanie* on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 11:19:00 PST

"A funky child with some words on my tongue..."

Ok, what the fuck, people? So I'm working overnight tonight....CMA Awards...Country Weekly magazine....closing late to get the newest gossip in...blah blah blah. Anyway, I get into the city around m...
Posted by Gypsy Queen *Melanie* on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 03:36:00 PST

"It never meant as much as it does right now..."

Oh this just amused the hell out of me... Your Personality Is Like AcidA bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict.One moment you're in your own little happy universe...And the next, you're on ...
Posted by Gypsy Queen *Melanie* on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 02:29:00 PST

"This night is gonna end when were damn well ready for it to be over..."

Well duh, of course I am. You Are 89% New Jersey! Wow, you're totally Jersey.  There's no doubt about it.  Congratulations, and always be proud to be Jersey--it's a great thing to be!Ho...
Posted by Gypsy Queen *Melanie* on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 01:38:00 PST