I'm going to eat your toes while you sleep |
I just got the best prank call ever! Someone called my house and in a very nasaly voice said "I'm going to eat your toes while you sleep" I, of course, burst out laughing and said "What????" to which ...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Aug 2009 19:33:00 GMT |
Glenn Beck's Common Sense The Case Against an Out of Control Government |
I normally read books like Twilight and Harry Potter but I picked up Glenn Beck's Common Sense recently because I've seen him on TV and I like his approach to discussing today's issues. He doesn't ide...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Aug 2009 18:38:00 GMT |
Random Ramblings II |
Calgon take me away. I love Solitare. Fathers who ignore their daughter's birthdays suck shit. I still hate bills. I'm bored. Comcast sucks. How did I get here????????
Posted by on Tue, 07 Jul 2009 18:15:00 GMT |
Absolutely hillarious note |
Before I get to what the absolutely hillarious note was, I need to give some background information. If you are a mother of a teenager then you are probably familiar with internet blocking software an...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Nov 2008 16:27:00 GMT |
Battle of the fruit flies |
ok so those who know me know that I am far from domestic. Although I'm a mom I missed the June Cleaver class and I'm very lucky that my mom cooks for my daughter or she' probably eat cereal and pb&...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 13:35:00 GMT |
Random Ramblings |
I think today I am probably the laziest person in the world. My so-called Life never should have been cancelled. Sometimes I miss high school. I really hate bills. I also hate dishes, cleaning bathroo...
Posted by on Sat, 17 May 2008 20:47:00 GMT |
Sorry Mel I had to do it too |
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Your Personality Is Like Cocaine
You're dynamic, brilliant, and alluring to those who don't know you.Hyper and full of energy, you're usually the last one to leave a party.Sometime...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 19:12:00 GMT |
Not enough time to have the nervous breakdown I so richly deserve |
Wouldn't it be nice if they invented a watch that you could use to turn back time every once in awhile so you could get the gazillion things done that you need to on a regular basis?
Posted by on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 21:04:00 GMT |
Barnes and Noble was totally unprepared |
As you know the biggest happening this weekend was the release of the new and final Harry Potter book. AJ and I love these books so we went to the release party at Barnes and Noble to get our reserved...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 19:12:00 GMT |
Finally doing it |
I'm sooo excited I have finally started my redecorating project in my condo. I have signed up with bath fitters and I am redoing the entire bathroom. I have picked out new floors for the living ...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 19:04:00 GMT |
