(61% dark, 69% spontaneous, 47% vulgar) your humor style:
VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | DARK
Your sense of humor is off-the-cuff and kind of gross. Is it is also sinister, cynical, and vaguely threatening to the purer folks of this world. You probably get off on that. You would cut a greasy fart, then blame it on your mom, and then just shrug when someone pointed out that she's dead.
Yours is hands-down the most outrageous sense of humor; you like things trangressive and hardcore. It's highly likely (a) you have no limits (b) you have no scruples and (c) you have no job. Ironically, it's your type of humor that can make the biggest bucks in show business.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Howard Stern - Adam Sandler - Roseanne Barr
The 3-Variable Funny Test!
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My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 72% on darkness You scored higher than 96% on spontaneity You scored higher than 71% on vulgarity
Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid , home of the 32-Type Dating TestI am always looking for something. I don't know what it is and I haven't found it. I am lost, but I am not frustrated. I have a stable image of myself, but few people have one for me. Solitude is my enemy, and sometimes spelling is as well. Sometimes I want to be serious, but no one will take me seriously. I like to act as the fool yet I don't want to be portrayed as one. I hate being alone but I isolate myself. My standards are high and they strangle my abilities to trust. This may seem pessimistic, but I am filled with nothing but optimism. I believe in myself, and if I can do that then I can believe in others as well. I am about to get out of the military...I am super excited. I am a fun-loving, easy-going, hyphen-using person. I have big dreams and I am chasing them.
Your Five Variable Love Profile
Propensity for Monogamy:
Your propensity for monogamy is high.
You find it easy to be devoted and loyal to one person.
And in return, you expect the same from who you love.
Any sign of straying, and you'll end things.
Experience Level:
Your experience level is high.
You've loved, lost, and loved again.
You have had a wide range of love experiences.
And when the real thing comes along, you know it!
Dominance:
Your dominance is medium.
You tend to be the one with more power.
You aren't a total control freak in relationships..
But of course you don't mind getting you way!
Cynicism:
Your cynicism is medium.
You'd like to believe in true and everlasting love...
But you've definitely been burned enough to know better.
You're still an optimist, but you also are a realist.
Independence:
Your independence is medium.
In relationships, you need both "me time" and "we time."
You usually find it easy to be part of a couple.
But occasionally you start to feel a little smothered. The Five Variable Love Test
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