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Mikey

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the Shock Jock
(61% dark, 69% spontaneous, 47% vulgar) your humor style:
VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | DARK
Your sense of humor is off-the-cuff and kind of gross. Is it is also sinister, cynical, and vaguely threatening to the purer folks of this world. You probably get off on that. You would cut a greasy fart, then blame it on your mom, and then just shrug when someone pointed out that she's dead.
Yours is hands-down the most outrageous sense of humor; you like things trangressive and hardcore. It's highly likely (a) you have no limits (b) you have no scruples and (c) you have no job. Ironically, it's your type of humor that can make the biggest bucks in show business.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Howard Stern - Adam Sandler - Roseanne Barr
The 3-Variable Funny Test!
- it rules -
If you're interested, try my latest: The Terrorism Test
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 72% on darkness You scored higher than 96% on spontaneity You scored higher than 71% on vulgarity
Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid , home of the 32-Type Dating TestI am always looking for something. I don't know what it is and I haven't found it. I am lost, but I am not frustrated. I have a stable image of myself, but few people have one for me. Solitude is my enemy, and sometimes spelling is as well. Sometimes I want to be serious, but no one will take me seriously. I like to act as the fool yet I don't want to be portrayed as one. I hate being alone but I isolate myself. My standards are high and they strangle my abilities to trust. This may seem pessimistic, but I am filled with nothing but optimism. I believe in myself, and if I can do that then I can believe in others as well. I am about to get out of the military...I am super excited. I am a fun-loving, easy-going, hyphen-using person. I have big dreams and I am chasing them.
Your Five Variable Love Profile
Propensity for Monogamy:
Your propensity for monogamy is high.
You find it easy to be devoted and loyal to one person.
And in return, you expect the same from who you love.
Any sign of straying, and you'll end things.
Experience Level:
Your experience level is high.
You've loved, lost, and loved again.
You have had a wide range of love experiences.
And when the real thing comes along, you know it!
Dominance:
Your dominance is medium.
You tend to be the one with more power.
You aren't a total control freak in relationships..
But of course you don't mind getting you way!
Cynicism:
Your cynicism is medium.
You'd like to believe in true and everlasting love...
But you've definitely been burned enough to know better.
You're still an optimist, but you also are a realist.
Independence:
Your independence is medium.
In relationships, you need both "me time" and "we time."
You usually find it easy to be part of a couple.
But occasionally you start to feel a little smothered. The Five Variable Love Test

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Mikey!

    Mikey can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast!The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Mikey and compline.The air around Mikey is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Mikey, though it may feel uncomfortable.Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Mikey!If you toss Mikey 10000 times, he will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because his head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Mikey.Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Mikey'.Ostriches stick their heads in Mikey not to hide but to look for water.The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in Mikey.
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My Interests

I love to travel and see new things. I enjoy going to rock concerts yet I also love going to an opera. I like all types of movies. I enjoy a really good meal, either home made or out at a restaurant. Mostly, I like to hang out with close friends and just tell jokes and rip on eachother.
Your Birthdate: December 7
You are an island. You don't need anyone else to make you happy.
And though you see yourself as a loner, people are drawn to you.
Deep and sensitive, you tend to impress others with your insights.
You also tend to be psychic - so listen to that inner voice!

Your strength: Your self sufficiency

Your weakness: You despise authority

Your power color: Maroon

Your power symbol: Hammer

Your power month: July What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

I'd like to meet:

People being themselves and looking to join the ride. It's always more fun to do things with the people that you care for.
M Mystical
I Irresistible
K Keen
E Entertaining
Y Yummy
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Music:

Mostly hard rock and punk. Old Incubus, old Korn, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Ramones, and other bands. I will listen to other genres as long as the songs are good. Every genre has good songs.

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, Anchorman, Memento, The Incredibles, The Exocist, Event Horizon, and many many others. I also enjoy making short films to show at galleries and to my friends. Hopefully I'll start making some more good stuff to show online. I enjoy making fake commercials and short commentaries.

Television:

Nah, don't really watch too much of that anymore.

Books:

I need to start reading again. The last couple of books that I read are Choke, Fight Club, The DaVincci Code, and Slaughter House 5, Frankenstien. Read two really good books recently that I recommend if you want to open your mind: Ishmael and The Life of Pi. Both are awesome.

Heroes:


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Michael Williams
Birthday: Pearl Harbor '79
Birthplace: San Diego
Current Location: Traveling the slums of Tokyo
Eye Color: Black center, then brown, then white.
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'10
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: White/Filipino
The Shoes You Wore Today: Vans
Your Weakness: I can't stay away from good food, no matter the price.
Your Fears: It's way too deep for this.
Your Perfect Pizza: BBQ chicken
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Keep my sanity until I get out of the military.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: OMG WTF LOL A/S/L
Thoughts First Waking Up: Should I run or go back to bed???
Your Best Physical Feature: The imperfections that make me unique.
Your Bedtime: When I stare at the insides of my eye lids.
Your Most Missed Memory: Being with my close friends while watching movies and making fun of each other.
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi in the can, coke in the bottle.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Tea? Yuck
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Hot Chocolate
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Swear: F*..k yeah...trying to watch it though.
Do you Sing: Terribly, but I love it.
Do you Shower Daily: Yep.
Have you Been in Love: Uh huh.
Do you want to go to College: Yeah.
Do you want to get Married: Sure
Do you belive in yourself: Occasionally.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Uh Uh.
Do you think you are Attractive: If I said no, I would be lying... I think???
Are you a Health Freak: Not really.
Do you get along with your Parents: Mom=yes Dad=Not so much
Do you like Thunderstorms: Hell yes
Do you play an Instrument: I am the Air Guitar God.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Just a little bit
In the past month have you Smoked: Never ever.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No...I really need to get out and try, but it's not a priority.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Nah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: That's a lot of Oreos, I wish.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Ohhhhh yeah. So very delicious.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Not really.
In the past month have you been Dumped: That's pretty tough when you are single.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I share.
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Nope
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: When I was 8
How do you want to Die: Spontaneous Combustion.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Happy
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Red
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Tall
Weight: Liftable without hurting myself.
Best Clothing Style: Retro
Number of Drugs I have taken: Zero
Number of CDs I own: Over 100
Number of Piercings: Ziltch
Number of Tattoos: Uno
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1
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