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Rachel

I definitely would've gotten out of the relationship immediately. Well, unless I'd known she was goi

About Me

Goody Two-Shoes--Adam Ant
With the heartbreak open, so much you can't hide
Put on a little makeup, makeup, make sure they get your good side, good side
If the words unspoken, get stuck in your throat
Send a treasure token, token, write it on a pound note, pound note
Goody two, goody two, goody, goody two shoes
Goody two, goody two, goody, goody two shoes
Don't drink, don't smoke
What do you do
Don't drink, don't smoke
What do you do
Subtle innuendos follow, there must be something inside
We don't follow fashion, that would be a joke
You know we're going to set them, set them, so everyone can take note, take note
When they saw you kneeling, crying words that you mean
Opening their eyeballs, eyeballs, pretending that you're Al Green, Al Green
Goody two, goody two, goody, goody two shoes
Goody two, goody two, goody, goody two shoes
Don't drink, don't smoke
What do you do
Don't drink, don't smoke
What do you do
Subtle innuendos follow
There must be something inside
No one's gonna tell me, what's wrong or what's right
Or tell me who to eat with, sleep with, or that I've won the big fight, big fight
Look out or they'll tell you, you're a Superstar
Two weeks and you're an all time legend, I think the games have gone much too far
If the words unspoken, get stuck in your throat
Send a treasure token, token, write it on a pound note, pound note
Don't drink, don't smoke
What do you do
Don't drink, don't smoke
What do you do
Subtle innuendos follow
Must be something inside

My Interests

TOTALLY something I would do/may have done/will probably do within the next year:

And my current theme song:

I'd like to meet:


"Like trousers, like brain."

"Her life almost certainly held chocolate rather than sex, and while she was not in a position to make a direct comparison, and regardless of the fact that a bar of chocolate can be made to last all day, it did not seem to be a very fair exchange."

The caption for this pic was originally "le sublime Jonathan Rhys Meyers." I really see no need to elaborate.

He's Mick, if you know what I'm talking about, AND I THINK YOU DO.

As Rachel says, I would still have Dave Wakeling's little ska babies, even though he is a lot older than me and wee tiny with a bit of a belly. I love him so.

*cough cough* Swoon! Delicious Pat Roddy!

I would go gay for her. But I also wouldn't mind just hanging out with her, and trying to soak up some awesome.

These guys make me wish I was possessed, so I could have an excuse to make out with one of them. Or both of them. I'm not picky.

Fqueee!

Music:

All right, here we go:
The 101ers, a-ha, Adam & the Ants, The Adverts, Alasdair Fraser, Aqua, The Aquabats, Aretha Franklin, Art Brut, Bad Brains, The Beatles, Billy Idol, The Black Keys, Bloc Party, Blondie, Buzzcocks, The Clash, Coheed and Cambria, The Damned, The Darkness, Dead Can Dance, Dead Kennedys, Dead Milkmen, The Decembrists, Dervish, Devo, Dirty Pretty Things, DVDA, The (English) Beat, The Elders, Everclear, damn Fall Out Boy and their damn catchy songs, Flight of the Conchords, Flogging Molly, Franz Ferdinand, The Futureheads, Gaelic Storm, Gang of Four, General Public, Goldfinger, The Goo Goo Dolls, The Hippos, The Hives, Iggy Pop, The Jam, Jethro Tull, Jimi Hendrix, Johnny Clegg, Joy Division, Kaiser Chiefs, Kate Bush, The Killers, The Kinks, KT Tunstall, Less Than Jakes, The Living End, Lunasa, Mad Caddies, Magazine, Me First & The Gimme Gimmes, Men At Work, old Michael Jackson, Mission of Burma, The Modern Lovers, The Monkees, New Order, No Doubt, O.A.R, The Offspring, Old Blind Dogs, Peatbog Fairies, The Pogues, The Police, The Pretenders, Queen, The Rakes, R.E.M., The Replacements, The Rezillos, Richard Hell and the Voidoids, Save Ferris, Say Anything, Scissor Sisters, The Selecter, Sex Pistols, Shakira, Shooglenifty, The Slits, The Specials, Spinal Tap, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Stevie Wonder, Stiff Little Fingers, Talking Heads, Tears for Fears, Tenacious D, The Thermals, Thomas Dolby, The Toasters, Toots & The Maytals, U2, The Undertones, The Vandals, Vertical Horizon, The Vibrators, Violent Femmes, Weird Al, The Who, Wicked Tinkers, The Wombats, X-Ray Spex, XTC, musicals, various worldy things...

Movies:

If I have forgotten any please let me know as I am working from memory here...Starstruck, Disco Pigs, Muppet Treasure Island, Mirrormask, House of Flying Daggers, The Wind That Shakes The Barley, Whatever Happened to Harold Smith?, May, Help!, Intermission, How Harry Became A Tree/Bitter Harvest, The Filth and the Fury, The Others, Carrie, Westway to the World, The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra, Top Hat, Dirty Dancing, Take The Lead, Silence of the Lambs, Donnie Darko, any Eddie Izzard show, Gormenghast, Bend It Like Beckham, Pirates I/II, West Side Story, Shrek I/II, Finding Nemo, Cannibal! The Musical, BASEketball, The Haunting (original), Beauty and the Beast, The Little Mermaid, On The Edge, Rude Boy, Mystery Men, The Wicker Man (original), Saved, 28 Days Later, Jarhead, Psycho (original), Night of the Living Dead, Hairspray, Dawn of the Dead, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Session 9, The Changeling, Strictly Ballroom, A Streetcar Named Desire, On The Waterfront, The Wild One, Arsenic and Old Lace, Young Frankenstein, Robin Hood: Men In Tights, The Scarlet Pimpernel (original), The Harder They Come, Some Like It Hot, Jane Eyre (40s version), Nightmare Before Christmas, Kung Pow Enter The Fist, Mulan, Lagaan, Elf, Anchorman, Zoolander, The Village, Quills, 10 Things I Hate About You, The Princess Bride, Benny and Joon, Smoke Signals, Mary Martin's Peter Pan, Songcatcher, Singin' In The Rain, Seven Brides for Seven Martys, High Fidelity, O Brother Where Art Thou, and sweet Jesus I know there are more. Help!

Television:

Lost, Wings, Firefly, Full Metal Alchemist, How I Met Your Mother, North and South, MST 3K, Deadwood, vh1, The Kumars at No. 42, Scrubs, Jimmy Neutron, Dexter, The Simpsons, Futurama, Freaks and Geeks, I Claudius, Blackadder, Mr. Bean, Coupling, South Park, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, That 70s Show, Supernatural, Carnivale...

Books:

Letters from an Age of Reason, Assassination Vacation, The Partly Cloudy Patriot, Take The Cannoli, all Terry Pratchett books (especially Soul Music, Witches Abroad, and Going Postal), Juliet Marillier (Daughter of the Forest trilogy, Wolfskin and Foxmask, and the Dark Mirror series), High Fidelity, The Perilous Gard and The Sherwood Ring by Elizabeth Marie Pope, Metropolis by Elizabeth Gaffney, Old Magic, Crime and Punishment, Animal Farm, the last part of 1984, Catch-22, The Bell Jar, The Raging Quiet by Sheryl Jordan, Memoirs of a Geisha, Ann Rinaldi (The Fifth of March, In My Father's House), I Claudius and Claudius the God by Robert Graves, Edgar Allen Poe, the Sir Apropos of Nothing series, the Angus Thongs and Full Frontal Snogging Series, Laura Kinsale, Isabel's Daughter, Julia Quinn, The Crucible by Arthur Miller, The Pirates! In an Adventure with Scientists/Ahab/Communists, John Moore books, Vivian Van Velde (A Coming Evil, Curses Inc., Being Dead, Dragon's Bait), Patricia Gaffney, Dave Barry, Judith Merkle Reilly (The Oracle Glass, The Serpent Garden, The Master of All Desires), Sex With Kings, The Yellow Wallpaper, Tonto and the Lone Ranger Fistfight in Heaven by Sherman Alexie, Sorcery and Cecilia, The Gormenghast books by Mervyn Peake, Phillipa Gregory (The Other Boleyn Girl, The Queen's Fool), Horrible Histories, history books in general, cheesy and not-so-cheesy romance novels, and pretty much anything you put in front of me provided it's not a mystery novel. Or crap.

Heroes:

Ron Buffo and Matt Buchler, the two awesomest high school history teachers ever, Virginia DeJohn-Anderson, the awesomest history professor ever, my parents, Mike and the Bots, Joe Strummer and Paul Simonon, Loretta Chase and Laura Kinsale. Also Sarah and Candy of Smart Bitches fame.

My Blog

Discussions have occurred...

...and a possible character change has been enacted. What do y'all think of this for Tom?Huh? Huh?...
Posted by Rachel on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 10:37:00 PST

O hai

Hey guys. So, I leave the 22nd for parts unknown. Actually, I'm leaving for Virginia, Pennsylvania (I think), New York, Vermont, various bits of Canada, Wisconsin, South Dakota, and Nebraska, but at f...
Posted by Rachel on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 11:46:00 PST

I'm at my work, havin self-confidence issues

I've been having trouble writing lately, again. Maybe it's a stress thing, maybe it's a lazy thing, and you guys are all definitely sick of reading my bitching about writing, but since it's what I wou...
Posted by Rachel on Fri, 11 May 2007 01:28:00 PST

Rachel--meh?

What Your Hands Say About YouYou are logical, analytical, and rational. You have good verbal skills.Flexible and broad minded, you can fit in to any situation. There's no telling where your life will ...
Posted by Rachel on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 03:46:00 PST

If I'm gonna die a bloody death and Jensen Ackles is there, I'm gonna have sex with him first!

Quote courtesy of Rachel. And, well, all females everywhere. Good God that man is beautiful.I've been pondering writing lately because I've been kind of jumping around from story to story. The regency...
Posted by Rachel on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 07:19:00 PST

"Must be a king." "Why?" "Hasn't got shit all over him."

I Would Have Been Considered Very Attractive In The Middle AgesIn today's grooming-obsessed world, I admit, I have some catching up to do. I'm certainly no feast for the eyes. I recognize this fact da...
Posted by Rachel on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 07:20:00 PST

An actual blog about me, in tidbit form.

--I'm going to declare a history major, making it a double. I mean I'll be double majoring in history and psych, not majoring AND minoring in history, or majoring in history twice. Although that would...
Posted by Rachel on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 03:43:00 PST

Valentine's Day--Awesomely Bitchy Mix

Rabies (From The Dogs Of Love)--The 101ersDoes This Mean You're Moving On?--The Airborne Toxic EventDancing With Myself--Billy IdolHanging On The Telephone--BlondieEver Fallen In Love (With Someone Yo...
Posted by Rachel on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 08:48:00 PST

Valentine's Day--Happy Mix

A Whole New World--from AladdinAll I Ask Of You--Andrew Lloyd Webber (from the movie, not the live show)Red Sweater--The AquabatsGood Weekend--Art BrutGood Vibrations--The Beach BoysTale As Old As Tim...
Posted by Rachel on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 08:36:00 PST

The Man-Titty Lament

..How Did I End Up On The Cover Of This Romance Novel?By Duncan LarksthrushLast week at the supermarket, while shopping for my weekly supply of three dozen eggs and 12 pounds of mutton, I spotted a ra...
Posted by Rachel on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 08:46:00 PST