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Natty

America's Finest Suck-Ass Beer

About Me

A naturally brewed and less filling, low-calorie beer, and a proud member of the Anheuser-Busch family of beers since 1977. / Proudly served on tap at The Green Bar in Providence, Rhode Island. / Official pre-game beer of The Green BarBarians Kickball Team. / Just friggin' rawkin' it.

My Interests

Plastic cups, frat parties, the morning runs, debauchery.

I'd like to meet:

Other suck-ass beers...and the folks that love 'em. Any beer, for that matter. Folks named Natty. And folks who just friggin' rawk it...and I mean RAWK it HARD..

Music:

Nirvana / England Dan and John Ford Coley / George Jones / shitty frat boy music.

Movies:

Thelma and Louise / The Blues Brothers / The Lost Weekend / Flashdance.

Television:

Professional rasslin' / Celebrity Boxing / King of the Hill.

Books:

Guns and Ammo

Heroes:

Black Label / Iron City / Blatz / Schlitz / Schaefer / Hamm's / Old Style / Leinenkuegel / PBR / Old Milwaukee / Milwaukee's Best / The Beast / Any beer with "Milwaukee" in its name / Any beer with "Ice" in its name / Olympia / Any beer with balls.

My Blog

Pub Crawl in Providence, RI

There's a pub crawl in Providence, RI this Saturday, August 12...and the first stop is The Green Bar...which has NATTY ICE ON TAP! Try and c'mon out for it.  Let The Natty know if you need a plac...
Posted by Natty on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 02:54:00 PST

The "All Tom" Top 8

Well, we all know that Tom rawks...I mean, it seems like he's a friend to everyone...and he just gets around so much.  So, since he is my brah, gotta give him the ultimate shout-out with my...
Posted by Natty on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 04:01:00 PST

The "All Keg" Top 8

Now these folks know how to roll...and keep the party goin'!  Time for the first ever "All Keg" Top 8...'cuz we all know there ain't nuthin' like a keg o' The Natty to keep the party goin'! Keg ...
Posted by Natty on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 12:18:00 PST

The "All Miller" Top 8

Time to give a shout out to my cousins up there in Milwaukee, rawk'n it hard like they do...you know what I'm talk'n 'bout...those bad-ass mofos from the Miller Family, the mu'fuggin' Champagne of Bee...
Posted by Natty on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 04:15:00 PST

The "All Beer Sign" Top 8

Hey, Rawkers-- The Natty is goin' on (a much-deserved) vacation, so the Top 8 is being turned over to some good friends: beer signs- www.beerdrinkersunion.com beer YouGotBeer.com Beer   Beer ...
Posted by Natty on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 05:24:00 PST

The "All Natty Ice/Natty Light" Top 8

The Natty is so damn happy to be hostin' the first ever "Natty Ice/Natty Light" Top 8.  (You could also call it the "Hotty Ice/Hotty Light" page, fo' sho'...) Thanks fo' rawk'n it, my hotties... ...
Posted by Natty on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 03:30:00 PST

The "All Forty" Top 8

Well, folks...it's time fo' my first evah "All Forty" Top 8.  I mean, if you can't get yo' 30 block o' Natty on, goin' fo' a forty of a friend is 'bout the next best thing you can do.  So.....
Posted by Natty on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 03:59:00 PST

"The All Beer Pong" Top 8

Hey, People-- Time fo' a new Top 8...and it's just gotta be The All Beer Pong Top 8.  I mean, what has been responsible for makin' my homies at Anheuser-Busch pump out mo' Natty than the mass qua...
Posted by Natty on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 04:30:00 PST

Tryin' to make sense of it...

Didn't know what the hell this was all about when I got it...and still not sure I am.  But Dude does pick up some steam toward the end.  Natty appreciates the time and effort. But do feel fr...
Posted by Natty on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 04:07:00 PST

A thing of beauty to behold..

Gotta check this out from some of The Natty's biggest fans: http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual &n=2&videoid=805307237 Rawk'n it!!...
Posted by Natty on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 02:20:00 PST