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EarthQuake Jake...

Don't Ask Me Silly Questions, I Won't Play Silly Games, I'm Just a Simple Choo Choo Train and I'll A

About Me

I'm a Gunslinger, a knifer, a Trapper, a Cossack, a Eskimo, a Gangster, and most importantly an Animorph!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

New members of my team

Music:

Chad, Write this down, Dj Sliced Toast, dat nigga, N*E*R*D, Jamiroquai, Pigeon John, Gorillaz, Foreigner, Led Zeppelin, Wu-Tang Clan, Busta Rhymes, Lily Allen, Kanye West, Mozart, beck, Ashlee Simpson, Brittany Spears, N'sync, Rage against the Machine, The Scorpions, Def Leopard, Del tha funkee homosapien, Beastie Boys, Justin Timberlake

Movies:

Kung Pow, 12 Monkeys, X Men 1-2-3, Spiderman 1-2-3, Just Friends, Donnie Darko, Scary Movie 1-2-3-4, Hot Chick, Mean Girls, Boondock saints, The Shinning, The Protector, The Storm Riders, Volcano High, Attack of the killer shrews, Final Fantasy 7: advent children, The Ghost and the Darkness, You got served

Television:

Mystery Science Theater 2000, Goosebumps, Are you afraid of the dark, Power Rangers, zelda, fairly odd parents, pokemon, yu-gi-oh, X-Men, Cowboy bebop, Outlaw Star, Spider Man, Sci fi channel, aqua teen hunger force, the venture bros., brak show, Sea Lab 2021

Books:

Goosebumps, Bible, Raptor Red, The Art of War, The Overlords handbook, Cujo, The Dark Tower 1-2-3-4-5-6-7, The Alphabet of Manliness, Socks

Heroes:

Val Kilmer, Vegeta, Bubba Massey, Timothy Treadwell, Steve Irwin, Roland of Gilead

My Blog

Path of a GunSlinger (Levels)

This is a list of what one must do to become a gunslinger. Once all of the levels are accomplished the person gains the next title.. I'm writeing this so that you know what level I'm on and can one...
Posted by EarthQuake Jake on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 06:13:00 PST

Walmart Report 3: A-Z

Hittler shops at Cult Walmart! and because I no longer work there I shall tell you the evil... such horrific facts that you'll say "Mom can we please buy my clothes from a gas station" so now memoriz...
Posted by EarthQuake Jake on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 05:01:00 PST

Work the city, ziggins

I am a city worker.. I understand how confuseing this may be to those of you that live in the country so I'll X-plane.. I weed wack and mow parks! (and set up baseball and hockey rinks) I've also ru...
Posted by EarthQuake Jake on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 03:00:00 PST

My MySpace Rules/Vows

"MySpace a place for friends".... sure but with friends come rules!Everything great has rules like Knights, Board Games, and America ... so I desided to write all my vows down for you to read, here go...
Posted by EarthQuake Jake on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 10:30:00 PST

COOLEST PEOPLE ALIVE

[Ali]cia Subscribed ...
Posted by EarthQuake Jake on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 11:29:00 PST

Walmart Report Vol.2

So I've watched myself change over the past few months into a monster... I am now a force to be tangled with... I've become a powerful people person, with the ability to make or break my customers day...
Posted by EarthQuake Jake on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 11:16:00 PST

Walmart Vol.1

I thought I'd let you ... my magical army of instects ... in on some interesting walmart triva! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Famous people (look alikes) I've seen: Bill Gates Sandra Bullo...
Posted by EarthQuake Jake on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 04:49:00 PST

~~~Thoughts~~~

Jimmy Barnet gets all the ladies because he's Jimmy Barnet I get all the ladies because I tell them I'm Jimmy Barnet ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ That was the only real thought... the r...
Posted by EarthQuake Jake on Mon, 29 May 2006 10:53:00 PST

Heart Throbs Summers Jobs

So all school year I was talking with "the man" about my home town.. you see "the man" pays hella cash to people who mow the city and junk like that so I tried to jump on the band wagon!!! And he did...
Posted by EarthQuake Jake on Wed, 10 May 2006 08:36:00 PST

The Start of something summerful

Summer of fun-da-da-dun-dun-dun-DUN-DUN-dun yes indeed, rashid! its that time again... time for all my college buddies to go places that don't exist in my world (since I've never been there or don't ...
Posted by EarthQuake Jake on Wed, 10 May 2006 08:05:00 PST