Whats the deal with Nascar and Looney toons |
So anyways the evil black empire of Nascar has stolen a once sort of funny trademark of american society and turned into a cheap sideshow carnival trick with wacked out shriners eating dogfood. In oth...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 19:41:00 GMT |
What happens when you combine a grape with an apple |
A grapple idioth, the most amazing, scrumptufantabulous invention on God's green earth, it is like if Chuck Norris and The Chick who played Catwoman in the old batman show had a child, man you know th...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 22:24:00 GMT |
only those who love are alive |
spitting lyrical nonsense your common conversationlist will try to inject you with his opinions which he deams worthy of your weary mind. WE state our case so matter o factly like we knew a thing or t...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 20:18:00 GMT |
I was thinking apathy sucks |
Enough of being depressed about life and emo music, give me some happiness and a snappy beat, that is what my sugar tooth craves, a chocolate candy coated feel good lifestyle that sooths the ego, but ...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Aug 2005 06:55:00 GMT |
Scotch Scotch Scotch, I love Scotch |
I drown my sorrows in anything that will feel good, the hedonistic tendency runs deep in my family, just like the force, but a darker side that I ever care to admit. A cold chill that runs down your s...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Jul 2005 14:00:00 GMT |
Our dirty little secrets |
Writing just to write, do you know how many journals there are, millions of libraries full of peoples thoughts probably thousands of literary treasures just lying rotting in some basement, just like t...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Jul 2005 07:42:00 GMT |
Foolishness in the heart of a child |
This is the story of the backwater boy just a normal kid, but prone to the whore who steals young mens hearts. He was inoccent having not been tainted by the sights of the City Beautiful. He was in lo...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Jul 2005 11:01:00 GMT |
Gremlins |
I have done the dirty deed and poured water on those little rat honky gremlins, they are multiplying in my room as we speak, help!
Posted by on Tue, 12 Apr 2005 15:09:00 GMT |
The Muppets Are on Acid |
Why, because of the colors duke the colors (um I'm color blind kid). And Gonzo and Rizzo have something weird going on, you tell me. Miss Piggy needs to friggin die and then the muppets will be a perf...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Mar 2005 19:48:00 GMT |
I have bad gas |
I do not know what I ate today, but it has done something weird to me, So I am locking myself in my dorm room, for a couple weeks, with the clowns that live in the walls. Their everywhere, frick. Help...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Jan 2005 21:11:00 GMT |
