The Second Best Poet on Myspace

About Me

Ever wonder what it would be like to be someone like Kierkegaard - absolutely brilliant, way ahead of your time, and not at all recognized for your genius during your life? Well I'm here to tell you that it's not as bad as it sounds. I'm one of the best poets of all time, though I've retired from writing poetry and am currently resting on my unrecognized laurels. I've posted some of my work on here. Go ahead and check it out if you want to see what future generations will look back on as the most worthwhile product of our times.

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My Interests

Molding life's mysteries into words that tear apart your soul and build something new and beautiful out of the shreds. And boobs are neat too.

I'd like to meet:

Even though I'm one of the most incredible poets who will ever live, I'm pretty down to earth and am cool about meeting the little people. So if you see me in the street don't be afraid to say hi, fall at my feet, whatever.

Music:

Bob Dylan is a genius, obviously, and he's my favorite. I guess classic rock and punk are my favorite, but I like a bunch of other crap too. And when I say crap I mean crap. I very much enjoy Linkin Park and I think Snoop Dogg is the Bob Dylan or rap (you know, because of his lyrical brilliance. "Don't let me slip, because if I slip then I'm slippin'." Amazing.) Basically, I think I'm completely tasteless naturally and, left to my own devices, I would just listen to whatever crap was played around me. Luckily, I've had a few friends who have been able to get me into some legitimately good stuff.

Movies:

Fight Club and American Beauty are my favorites.

Books:

A Prayer for Owen Meany, Catch 22, The Wheel of Time series, My Name is Asher Lev, most of Chuck Palahnuik's books, C.S. Lewis' stuff, and Insight. At least those are the first ones that come to mind.

Heroes:

Jarred from the Subway commercials. He's so brave and dreamy...

My Blog

The Most Original Poem EVER!

Bones' Stache Little stache, who made thee? Does thou know who made thee,Gave thee life, and bid thee feedBy the stream and o'er the mead;Gave thee clothing of delight,Softest clothing, wo...
Posted by The Second Best Poet on Myspace on Sat, 13 May 2006 12:09:00 PST

"HAT" or Hallucinations Against Totalitarianism

"HAT" Her name is like a plantAnd I am like an antTrying to carry the plant back to my nest but I can'tbecause it is too big. not her. The plant is a metaphor. Or a simile. An ano...
Posted by The Second Best Poet on Myspace on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 10:37:00 PST

newest poem

Wonder: Everything I'll ever see Including you, including me is already contained in thee not me because I'm not as defined as thee thee as strong as a tree a huge tree that's all leafy ...
Posted by The Second Best Poet on Myspace on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

third poem

Desperate need: I click "refresh" for the 500th time today desperately praying that this time you've responded to my reasonable requests for a soggy helmet. Your profile says you live in Spokane...
Posted by The Second Best Poet on Myspace on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

a new poem

Meant To Be: "K's" eyes like the starry skies can't disguise, there are no lies she makes me cry, yearning to die wish I was a fly, or maybe at least could fly like a fly but I can only try, li...
Posted by The Second Best Poet on Myspace on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The most amazing poem I've ever written

Wounded Ouch. The wounds of the heart bleed like a desperate hemophiliac breaking down in front of everyone in KMart whilst the imagination wonders, where did it all start? I am a wounded ...
Posted by The Second Best Poet on Myspace on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

For my real blog...

go to www.howtodoubleteamtheolsentwins.com Despite the url, it has nothing to do with double teaming or the olsen twins. I'm just getting a head start on sucking up to them before they take us all...
Posted by The Second Best Poet on Myspace on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST