Best SNL Commercial EVER!!!!
More words to live by from Carl... ..
... and now, more DEEP THOUGHTS by Jack Handey::
- We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off and go fishing. But we wouldn't be laughing that evening when he'd come back with some whore he picked up in town.
- It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
- I think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed shrink is our friend.
- If you're robbing a bank and you're pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny.
- If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave man, I guess I'm a coward.
- When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.
- Just because swans mate for life, I don't think its that big a deal. First of all, if you're a swan, you're probably not going to find a swan that looks much better than the one you've got, so why not mate for life?
- If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw you into a panic.