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Mistress of Malarchy

You're only as strong as the tables you dance on, the drinks you mix and girls you roll with!

About Me


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As a wise man once said, "No amount of my logic, reasoning or knowledge base is any competition for you in a philosophical discussion when you're wearing nothing but a thong..." ;) (Much love Chris!)

Well, I busted my ass for 16 weeks to be a medic in the US Army and what do I get? Stuck with a useless husband *SHUDDUP EVERYONE!!* and stuck behind a desk pushing papers... Eh... welcome to my life. I'm 23, too young to be married and too cute to be stuck with who I've got.

A few things about me....

Firstly, my friends have nicknamed me Trouble. I was junior going for a double major, now I'm a Soldier...talk about mid life crisis. When I'm not playing soldier I am doing the out with friends thing. I hate to be home, I love to be out meeting people! I tend to be pretty laid back...but I am Irish so I can have a temper (no more than three Irish Car Bombs for me.. I swing after three)...I read alot, spend too much time .. and I am always up for talking to new people. I love anything that's fun. I love to make people laugh and I tend to say the first thing that crosses my mind, even if it's going to get me into trouble... (ya'll making a connection here??)
Oh.. and I'm an Irish girl. You know what they say about Irish girls... ;) Shut up, that's not what they say.. this is what they say....
"Irish girls are unique in their character; they're a combination of a girl, a mother, a hooker & a nun. They go from Bambi to Banshee in 3.7 seconds. They can bat their eyes or blacken yours. They can love you with a passion & make you feel like a king. Depending on their mood, they'll chastise you for drinking or match you pint for pint. They keep Irish men from killin' themselves & each other. Uncomprehendable but indispensable."
The rules: Want to be a friend, send me a message before I will even condsider it. Otherwise, I'll just deny you. I'm a bitch like that. Oh, and just 'cause I'm married doesn't mean that I'm not down for meeting new people. :) I'm married... not in prison...No, wait, I married Higgins, this might as well be prison!
If I ever go to war Mom, Please don't be afraid. There are some things I must do, To keep the promise that I made. I'm sure there will be some heartache, And I know that you'll cry tears, But your daughter is a Soldier now, Mom, There is nothing you should fear. If I ever go to war Dad, I know that you'll be strong. But you won't have to worry, Cause you taught me right from wrong. You kept me firmly on the ground, Yet still taught me how to fly. Your daughter is a Soldier now Dad, I love you Hooah, even if I die. If I ever go to war Bro, There are some things I want to say. You've always had my back, And I know it's my time to repay. You'll always be my daybreak, Through all of life's dark clouds, Your sister is a Soldier now, Bro, I promise I'll make you proud. If I ever go to war Sis, Don't you worry bout me, I always looked out for you, But I can't do that anymore, Cause I'm a big sis to all America. I love you so much and you know that, Your sister's a soldier now Sis, So wipe your eyes, I'll be fine even if I die. If I ever go to war my Friends, We'll never be apart, Though we may not meet again, I'll hold you in my heart. Remember all the times we had, Don't let your memories cease, Your friend is a Soldier now, Dear Friend, And I'll die to bring you peace. And when I go to heaven, And see that pearly gate, I'll gladly decline entrance, Then stand my post and wait. I'm sorry Sir I can't come in, I'm sort of in a bind, You see I'm still a Soldier Sir, So I can't leave them behind.
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back
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You're 80% Irish
Congratulations, you're a shining example of an Irish lass (or lad).
There's hardly anyone more Irish than you! How Irish Are You? /div

My Interests



Reptiles, cars, boys, music, photogrpahy, books, shooting pool, reading, the SIMS and URBZ (shuddup I know I'm a dork), movies, well, actually, come to think of it there is very little that I'm not interested in or up to try at least once...

I'd like to meet:

Someone who's low maitnence. If you're laid back and down to have a good time doing anything from going out and partying to chilling with popcorn and a movie then you're totally awesome in my book. I am always looking to make new friends, I don't think people can ever have too many! I love random "field trips", drunken cemetery walks, and generally just "doing" something, so if you do things, chances are we'll get along just dandily.. ;)

Music:

Oh wow... I try to listen to everything...Metallica, Nirvana, Pantera, Black Sabboth, old school Diecast, The Beatles, Shania Twain, Bob Dylan, Black Eyed Peas, Eminem, Dixie Chicks, Leann Womack, anything I can shake my booty to, etc. It's really just a mood thing.

Movies:

Boondock Saints, Pulp Fiction, Resevior Dogs, The Breakfast Club, Gone in Sixty Seconds, Ocean's Eleven, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Pirates Of the Caribean, Girl Interupted, Four Rooms, The Crow, Hannibal, Bad Boys etc.

Television:

Rosanne, Futureama, Inuyasha, Family Guy, Dead Like Me, anything on Court T.V., Queer Eye For the Straight Guy, Trading Spaces, American Chopper, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, oh, and Jeopardy.

Books:

Anything I can get my hands on that's not a text book. I love Dean Koontz, Christopher Moore and Devine Secrets of the YaYa Sisterhood.

Heroes:

Well, sometime in Basic I started telling Mollberg he was my hero.. then I started with having a hero of the day... and now I'm not too sure.. I think I might be my own hero for right now! :)

My Blog

'Nother Survey stolen from Stephy

1. Roses or Carnations? Not fussy... as long as they are cool colors.2. What is your favorite thing to wear? My refuge jeans and a black tee. 3. Last thing you ate? English muffin with butter. 5. I sa...
Posted by Mistress of Malarchy on Tue, 22 May 2007 01:00:00 PST

Stole it from Stephy who stole it from Jynx.....

1. What is your full name? Hey Stephy, I know your full name... and people call me all kinds of different things.. I'll answer to damn near anything2. When is your Birthday? 12/263. What is your e-mai...
Posted by Mistress of Malarchy on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 04:16:00 PST

Worcester, Shawn Higgins, Shawn Higgins, welcome to Woosta, dolla twenty five ;)

Well, hope the city of Worcester is ready to meet the man crazy enough to marry me!  He and I will be getting into the city on March 9th and terrorizing the place until March 12th!  I had to...
Posted by Mistress of Malarchy on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 10:00:00 PST

MP's, Handcuffs and broken hearts..

I'm going to take the chance that my younger brother isn't going to read this, and run back to my family telling them that my husband is currently in jail...  It all started last week with a but...
Posted by Mistress of Malarchy on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 07:15:00 PST

UGH! Why is my roommate fucking an 11 bravo?!?!

Well, lets talk about things that are mildly disturbing.  Like the fact that my 25 year old roommate is banging a 19 year old little shit head.  He was ok for the first few days he was const...
Posted by Mistress of Malarchy on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 04:56:00 PST

Not the reasons I got married

So I've been married for all of one week, one day and 4 hours ... so far this is a whole lot like being unmarried, only I don't take home random strays from the bar.  It sucks that Shawn is...
Posted by Mistress of Malarchy on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 03:58:00 PST

I'm getting MARRIED

    Well, I'm getting married.  Ok, I'll give you all a moment to pick your jaws up off the floor!  Ya'll good now?  Moving on, his name is Shawn, but I tend to call him ...
Posted by Mistress of Malarchy on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 09:30:00 PST

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Posted by Mistress of Malarchy on Fri, 19 May 2006 06:32:00 PST

Today's The Day!!!!!

I'm off to bootcamp today.. (Ok, well, technically I'm off to MEPS in Springfield, then off to South Carolina tomorrow!)  I'll miss ya'll tons!  Those of you who gave me your address will be...
Posted by Mistress of Malarchy on Wed, 17 May 2006 07:26:00 PST

The end of my world as we know it...

Well, we're nearing the end of my world as we know it.  There are only three days left before I fall off the face of the earth and disapear!  I just wanted to take a moment to blog out a few...
Posted by Mistress of Malarchy on Sun, 14 May 2006 04:57:00 PST