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I'm really a Smurf in Disguise(DGS)

{~DGS~} #5

About Me

im not really 24, i kind of lied. (shhhhhhhhh)if you live near me, and need some help, im free for personal training. I do:. tongue exersize . hand exersize .lips exersize .massage training . cooking (strawberries and chocolate only) . make up (whipped cream, body shots) . relaxation therapy . tension reliefBOND....... width="425" height="350" ....

My Interests

Music:

THE END: CURTESY OF JON FREEDMAN (THE NON-DARK BASTARD)the beautiful kind
What kinda sex do you like?
Name
DOB
Favourite Color
Times you want to fuck a day.. 5
Fav. position missionary, the spoon
How you like it wet and messy
Where do you like doing it doesn't matter as long as i get sex
how good are you? fucking orgasmic

This Quiz by sixmilesleft - Taken 275 Times. Earn Money! Get paid to take surveys!FOR CAMP WINDING GAP: AND ALL THE PEOPLE WHO MADE IT AMAZING28 yearsHere in Camp Winding Gap In the mountain ranges, You tend to meet Different kinds of strangers.Memories on this winding road Leading up to closing day, Taken aside and then passed on In your mind to be firmly tucked awayChorus: Round the campfire, We will stay together. Round the campfire, These friendships will last forever.Five periods a day We get to learn about eachother, By the time we leave We are all sisters, brothers or lovers.At ten o'clock the lights are gone And we all wait until the dawn, When we get up and start to smile Hoping that we get to stay for a while.~Chorus~Soon we will be on an adventure of our own Away from Our Song and all alone. Because this dream ends way to soon On August 12th when the clock strikes noon. When your home and you fall asleep You'll dream of memories you will always keep.~Chorus~Bridge: And when its all over Will you remember That deep longing feeling You had in December?Of crisp mountain air And the cool green grass And whispering creeks That appear as glassAnd Aunt Sally's secrets That she'll never tell, And the sweet-sounding rythm Of the morning bell.Hiking to Horse Haven Or camping at Wolf Lake There's no way of telling Which road you'll take.Sleeping by the fire, Ever so tender. Will you remember? Will you Remember?~Chorus 2x~funny video .. width="425" height="350" ..PHOTOS thats ive takenThe Sky:

MY Family:

(cousin Mary claire) (Grand Parents/Mom/Dad/Sister)

The Rest Of Nature:

Television:

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Heroes:

tom hanksrobin williamsbill cosby (cna you tell i think im funny.... i hate that dreams barely ever come true)public speakers and actors in england. in basic terms, not to mention of course! BRICK TAMBLEN! he's rarely late, and likes slacks! i want to read the wether, and i do love lamps, i aspire to be like himn oneday....LOUD NOISES!anchorman:Ron Burgundy: I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal. Veronica Corningstone: Really. Ron Burgundy: People know me. Veronica Corningstone: Well, I'm very happy for you. Ron Burgundy: I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany

My Blog

Redemtion

Redemtion   Redeem me. Free me. Drag me to the wind. Clasp me. Grasp me, from the places I have been.   Create me, then take me away from this wreched place. I'm not me And you can't see ...
Posted by I'm really a Smurf in Disguise(DGS) on Wed, 16 May 2007 01:50:00 PST

One Moment Longer

ONE MOMENT LONGER stay with me just one moment longer hold me, in your arms. tempt me with your soft laid kisses and seduce me with your charms. whisper to me, perfect sweet-nothings and caress ...
Posted by I'm really a Smurf in Disguise(DGS) on Tue, 15 May 2007 03:35:00 PST

Photos Ive taken over the past 4 months

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Posted by I'm really a Smurf in Disguise(DGS) on Thu, 03 May 2007 05:07:00 PST

Calm For Me

Calm For Me   Gentle, dear gentle, rose cheeks do not lie, i still stand before you the earth doth call no reason to cry.   calm for me. calm for me, so that, i may still gaze, so that my ...
Posted by I'm really a Smurf in Disguise(DGS) on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 07:15:00 PST

The Wall

The Wall   This is my wall, for whose purpose is not to conceal, but for whos purpose is to block all disturbence, and see all thats real.   This wall i have raised is merely defense agains...
Posted by I'm really a Smurf in Disguise(DGS) on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 06:11:00 PST

Shadows

Shadows   Shadows pace with memories the world within thy past the times of bitter shadow's pleasures that do nothing more then last shadows, there behind you shadows on the wall the darkness of ...
Posted by I'm really a Smurf in Disguise(DGS) on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 02:37:00 PST

Shed a Little Light

Shed A Little Light    Bright streaks glide the chill As the earthen quiets and begins to still It streams across mountains across bedrooms with books It grasps with stunning masses Yet find...
Posted by I'm really a Smurf in Disguise(DGS) on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 09:13:00 PST

The demon

The Demon Prey, thats all you are; torn from the inside scar upon scar. You can feel it upon you, tearing gashes in thy skin, again, again, its claws sink farther in. Its teeth gnash your mind, its po...
Posted by I'm really a Smurf in Disguise(DGS) on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 12:58:00 PST

Iron In the Blood

Iron in the Flesh                He stumbled through the kitchen, glaring at his counter as he reached for the espresso machine. He grasped f...
Posted by I'm really a Smurf in Disguise(DGS) on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 09:20:00 PST

Welcome to THE CAGE!

Welcome to the Cage: Welcome to the Cage, Come close, the hold is tight it bears upon your soul till one sips through the strain of life. Slowly yet surely, it eats, and rots it stands firm, and shine...
Posted by I'm really a Smurf in Disguise(DGS) on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 07:47:00 PST