I don't spend much time at all on myspace, but only because it's marginally slow, facebook is more relevant at my current location, and even the most meticulously crafted pages still look like exploded HTML poop. But I still felt like I needed to update my pictures, because the ones that were up are about three years old.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
A black albino parapalegic lesbian hispanic jewish midget with hair plugs and gingivitis and a fetish for being wrapped in seaweed and pelting kumquats at my ass from across a seedy motel room. Or, you know, anyone interesting.
