cake and ice-cream |
today this guy stood at the register forever with an "uhhhhh" drizzling out of his mouth as his eyes scanned the menu. after a great deal of time had transpired, the man finally said, "do you guys se...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Aug 2010 13:57:00 GMT |
wear your hat low and keep your head down because the woodpeckers are coming |
my favorite question people ask me at work is, : do you guys sell coffee here?"today, this guy came in and he asked, "do you think you can see clear enough to make ... a cup of coffee and a shot?" "Y...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Aug 2010 16:48:00 GMT |
hic incepit pestis |
today this guy came into the junk, and he said, yesterday, he had had the absolute best latte of his life there at the junk, and so hence, he was back today for another amazing latte (I personally do...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Aug 2010 00:36:00 GMT |
shacked at 38th |
yesterday i paddled out at 38th, and as soon as i was out in the lineup, two angry young surfers started jawing at each other. one guy kept screaming, "do you even know what the fuck you are doing?" ...
Posted by on Mon, 24 May 2010 09:07:00 GMT |
the grabbing hands grab all they can |
today, i am making an espresso beverage for somebody when this guy comes in, and he starts asking me questions. I am positioned behind the bar. the man is in front of the bar, facing a shelf of one ...
Posted by on Fri, 07 May 2010 14:02:00 GMT |
home of the brave, land of the free, i don't want to be mistreated by no bourgeois |
today at work this couple came in. they looked to be in their mid fifties. i don't want to bias your opinion of them, but they were real assholes. for starters, they wanted their coffee in pint gla...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Apr 2010 19:38:00 GMT |
a manic blog or kitties on the couch |
it gets tough blogging this circuit. i'm ... almost ... out .. of ... blog.the other day, a woman holding a red umbrella (it was not raining), stopped me on the sidewalk, and asked me if there were a...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Jan 2010 09:02:00 GMT |
and the vultures rush in |
so i applied for an English/History tutor position I saw on craig'slist. it sounded like a long shot, but then i got this e-mail in response:Hi There, Thanks for responding to my ADS on crai...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Jan 2010 09:17:00 GMT |
2nd personal dog shiting blog free face fucked up book, so i'm back at this BS |
yeah, first myspace blog in '10, and maybe the last...Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes--well, the bear, it throws a
rock the size of a softball through your parked car's rear windshield
ear...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Jan 2010 21:03:00 GMT |
oh the timer thingy huh? |
so readership is really down. i might just have to shut down this blog if i can't get some more subscriptions. anyway, today i felt like that kid sitting next to the soccer ball, and then the other ...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Sep 2009 19:51:00 GMT |
