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one sassy bitch

With all your power what would you do?

About Me

I have a very low tolerance for bullshit. I can whip your ass at Tetris and Boggle. I like butterscotch. I take badass self-portraits. I like to insert the words douche and doodoo into every conversation. I hate girls who use black lip liner with beige lipstick. I'm afraid of moths and clowns. I love carbs. I cheat at boardgames. I'm a sore loser and a bad speller. Also, I'm kind of a big deal

My Interests

Current Obsessions: I've finally succumbed to watching the 1st season of Battlestar Galactica and it's fucking great...but Edward James Olmos still looks like he's taken a beating to the face with a pineapple

I'd like to meet:

Dwight Schrute, Anthony Bourdain, Edward Cullen, Walter Mercado, Justin Theroux, a talking llama,

Music:

THE BEATLES!! Bowie, Tenacious D, Coldplay, Interpol, The Talking Heads, Portishead, Ryan Adams, The Smiths, Neutral Milk Hotel, Blur, The Hives, Queen, Bjork, The Cure, Depeche Mode, Massive Attack, Van Morrisson, Echo and the Bunnymen, The Postal Service, M.I.A., Dylan, The Roots, Elliot Smith, Otis Redding, Zepplin, Weezer, New Order, Pulp, Death Cab, Pink Floyd, Beck, Jason Mraz, Stevie Wonder, Belle & Sebastian, Rolling Stones, Todd Rundgren, Elton John, Franz Ferdinand, Sifl-n-Ollie, The Who, Radiohead, The Darkness, Kings of Leon, Ramones, Jill Scott, Simon & Garfunkel, The Clash, Blondie, Sly and the Family Stone, Tori Amos, They Might be Giants, Cake, The Police, Modest Mouse, Marlene Deitrich, The Cars, Keane, Bloc Party...I could go on but you probably stopped reading after Coldplay (you elitist fuck)

Movies:

Across the Universe, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, V for Vendetta, Dr.Strangelove, Showgirls, Stop Making Sense, Killer Clowns from Outer Space, Velvet Goldmine, Boogie Nights, Flash Gordon, Great Expectations, Waiting for Guffman, Pulp Fiction, Wet Hot American Summer, Casablanca, Spinal Tap, Lost in Translation, Dazed & Confused, Rushmore, Hard Days Night, Donnie Darko, Star Wars, Royal Tenenbaums, Kill Bill V.1 & 2, Chungking Express, Dogma, Weird Science, Amelie, X-Men I/II/III, Y Tu Mama Tambien, HP Prisoner of Azkahban, Best in Show, Office Space, Tadpole, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, RockyHPS, Chasing Amy, Drive me Crazy (i'm sad), Space Balls, Trainspotting, Delirious, American Splendor, The Tripletts of Bellville, The Virgin Suicides, The English Patient, The Dark Crystal, The Secret of Nihm, Disney's Robin Hood/Peter Pan/The Sword in the Stone/The Rescuers/Emperor's New Groove

Television:

Pushing Daisies, The Office, Chuck, Little Britain, Heroes, Reaper, How I Met Your Mother, mXc, 30Rock, No Reservations, Scrubs, Six Feet Under, Family Guy, Lost, SNL, The Daily Show, Fraggle Rock, Firefly, PeeWee's Playhouse, Futurama, Dinner for Five, The Naked Chef, Sex & the City, Sesame Street, Buffy, My So-Called Life, Felicity, [adult swim] The Venture Brothers, Harvey Birdman, Sealab, Space Ghost, Oblongs

Books:

Anything by David Sedaris, Twilight series, HP series, Outland Comics, The Virgin Suicides, Pride and Prejudice, Fitzwilliam Darcy, Gentleman series, Disco Bloodbath, Little Women, Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs, Sphere, Memoirs of a Geisha, The Vampire Chronicles, Naked Pictures of Famous People, Ahab's Wife/The Star Gazer, Lolita, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, His Dark Materials, LOTR, Eragon...I'll pretty much read anything that has dragons or elves in it

Heroes:

Dr.Seuss and Mr.Rogers

My Blog

The Most Romantic Song I've Ever Heard

She Swallowed It Artist: N.W.A.Album: Efil4Zaggin Lesson 2 : Gently place the balls into the mouth and ..HAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM..get it all baby ..get it all baby ..get it all baby .."what you want me t...
Posted by one sassy bitch on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 12:32:00 PST

You don't know me!!!

take it....you know you want to   http://www.quizyourfriends.com/yourquiz.php?quizname=0603091 41352-479543& ...
Posted by one sassy bitch on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 11:20:00 PST

Pet Peeves - Part Duex

I hate it when people type the word "cum" when they mean "come". I think they do it because they want whatever bullshit they're writting about to "cum" off as sexy or edgy, but it makes me want to buy...
Posted by one sassy bitch on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 12:40:00 PST

Jury Doodie

Why me? Every fucking year....WWWHHHHYYYYYY????!!!!! For those of you who have yet to experience this life sucking event I have one thing to say GO GET A FUCKING GREENCARD SO THEY CAN STOP PICKING ME!...
Posted by one sassy bitch on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 04:20:00 PST

My favorite sites

I spend so much time online that I become bored of the usual. The following sites are so interesting or funny that they always call me back for more http://porktornado.diaryland.com/albumcover.html ht...
Posted by one sassy bitch on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Revenge of the Sith

I'm so excited about the premier that I'm spending the day taking geeky Star Wars quizzes Click to see my Star Wars Personality!!...
Posted by one sassy bitch on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Pet Peeve

I hate people who say the word "literally" but don't understand when to use it. "My cold was so bad I literally died that night." Really? Then how the fuck are we talking right now?! Naturally, ...
Posted by one sassy bitch on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Shady Bunch


Posted by one sassy bitch on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST