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Definitely Deranged

there's bullet holes where my compassion used to be

About Me

I'm bitchy, smart, nice to the right people, friendly to the right people, picky and a perfectionist. I have moments of funniness, get irritated easily, cannot tolerate ebonics, stupidity or bullshit. I like to read, look at art and pretend I'm good at photography. I make fun of everyone, but not because I think I am better than anyone. I am a violent driver and am prone to screaming out obscenities at Miami drivers at any random moment. I have a bizarre obsession with Color Me Badd, Law & Order: SVU and scrapbooking, in that order. I'm not a girly-girl and I can probably burp louder than you. I like to bake cheesecakes. Most people in Miami piss me off, especially the jerks that get into the express lane with more than 10 items hoping no one will notice. If you're an ass, don't bother writing me. =)
yvette --
[adjective]:
Visually addictive
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com



My Interests

Music (rock kinda stuff), movies, stuff like that.

I'd like to meet:

To begin with, tienes que hablar ingles!!! I have nothing against hispanic people, I am Cuban for christ's sake, but I don't believe anyone under the age of 50 in this country should not speak english.

I'm looking for cool people in the Miami area with the same interests as me. People not into drugs or heavy drinking. People that don't need to be in a loud, obnoxious club or bar to have a good time. And, no friend collectors!! If you have 3243556 friends and never speak to any of them, don't waste my time.

Who I wouldn't like to meet
(or, when to not bother sending me a message or friend request):
- If you have gold teeth
- If you speak ebonics
- If you say "ax" instead of "ask"
- If you use the word "irregardless"
- If 95% of your music collection consists of anything played on Power 96
- If all of your Top 8 "friends" are half naked chicks named "Hot Babe" or "Mami Chula"
- If you have a number after your myspace name
- If you have your nationality in your myspace name (i.e., Cuban Papi or Puerto Rican Mami), unless it's something funny or ironic! Like, "The Tallest Mexican."

Music:

Do I make a list? NIN, Manson, Bauhaus, The Cure, Duran Duran, DM, anything 80's, some 90's, little 00's, and most classic rock (even the cheesy stuff like Bon Jovi, but only the really old cheesy stuff).

Movies:

Grease, RHPS, Amelie, Garden State, Texas Chainsaw Masacre, and lots others I can't think of at the moment.

Television:

Grey's Anatomy and I'm addicted to Law & Order: SVU. So demented.

Books:

Harry Potter rules.Does Playboy count? I read it for the articles, I swear.

Heroes:

Heroes are overrated. Be honest & true to yourself and you don't need to look up to anyone.

My Blog

about this email I got...

Joey, you suck.
Posted by Definitely Deranged on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 05:48:00 PST

My Top 8

I'm copying Zuzel, cuz I'm a copycat like that and I hate when people make self-absorbed bulletins. The Rules:- Don't change you're top 8.- Be completely honest (within reason)List your top 81. Zuzel2...
Posted by Definitely Deranged on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 05:46:00 PST

San Francisco!!

I have a blog! I created a blog, starting with my San Francisco trip. However, I have decided to delete the link from this post because I plan to rant and rave on it and there are too many work peop...
Posted by Definitely Deranged on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 10:15:00 PST

I hate fat girls

Ok, so it's that time of the month, so like any other day in my life I feel the need to bitch/rant/rave. Here goes: I hate fat girls. Well, I don't really hate fat girls, I hate the ten feet tall...
Posted by Definitely Deranged on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 12:15:00 PST

Sex and the City

I like Sex and the City, however, I'm beginning to think it has ruined men's ideas about sex and relationships. With characters like Samantha, Carrie and Miranda having sex with random men/strangers ...
Posted by Definitely Deranged on Sat, 22 Oct 2005 07:48:00 PST