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The BLACK Hugh Hefner

I didn't fuck your lady, not yet , but if her jaw locks up, you can blame me!

About Me

"Small minds talk about people, average minds talk about events, and GREAT minds talk about the future."
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: If i tell you, i'll have to kill you
Birthday: August
Birthplace: Paterson
Current Location: Passaic
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: black
Height: 5'10
Right Handed or Left Handed: left
Your Heritage: nigga
The Shoes You Wore Today: air force 1's
Your Weakness: pussy
Your Fears: not getting no pussy
Your Perfect Pizza: sausage and pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get some property to sell
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: fuck you
Thoughts First Waking Up: it's 5p.m. already
Your Best Physical Feature: my belly
Your Bedtime: when i get in
Your Most Missed Memory: my brothers
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: mickey d's
Single or Group Dates: single (i fuck by myself)
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: heineken and remy martin
Do you Smoke: sometimes
Do you Swear: fuck yeah
Do you Sing: i'm a playa
Do you Shower Daily: 3 times
Have you Been in Love: love my family
Do you want to go to College: to old for that shit
Do you want to get Married: hell no (i'm the black hugh heffner of the ghetto)
Do you belive in yourself: who else would
Do you get Motion Sickness: i fuck on water beds
Do you think you are Attractive: fucking yes
Are you a Health Freak: hell to the no-no
Do you get along with your Parents: love em to death
Do you like Thunderstorms: i sleep thru that bullshit
Do you play an Instrument: only jerking off
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: are you serious...
In the past month have you Smoked: are you serious...
In the past month have you been on Drugs: are you serious.....yes to all 3
In the past month have you gone on a Date: i only fuck
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: if you consider pussy sushi...yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: every day of my life
In the past month have you been Dumped: i'm a playa
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: jacuzzi
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: hearts
Ever been Drunk: still drunk from last nite
Ever been called a Tease: no i put out
Ever been Beaten up: by my pops
Ever Shoplifted: i got paper
How do you want to Die: in some pussy
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: nigga i'm grown
What country would you most like to Visit: not the motherland, it's to fucking hot
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: black
Short or Long Hair: long, i like to pull it
Height: 5'5
Weight: don't matter
Best Clothing Style: sexy but sophisticated
Number of Drugs I have taken: i'm high now
Number of CDs I own: over 1,000
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 4
Number of things in my Past I Regret: not telling my family i love them more often
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Heroes:

My father Nelson Sr., my sister Natalie and my brother Peanut and Donald. Kevin Bryant you are still family...R.I.P

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cell phone vs. bible

Cell Phone vs. Bible                                Wonder what would happen if we treated our Bible like we treat  ...
Posted by The BLACK Hugh Hefner on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 02:37:00 PST

Too funny!

DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS .(This one is worth passing on.)This one is for everyone who a) has kids, b) had kids, c) was a kid, d) knows a kid or e) is going to have kids.I was packing for my busi...
Posted by The BLACK Hugh Hefner on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 10:11:00 PST