The Randall

So my Daddy was a preacher and a lion tamer but due to major shortage of lions and religious feelings he worked as a gas station attendant. Momma was a hardware store greeter before there were paid positions as hardware store greeters so most of her work is what people call in Texas "Loitering".I have a few brothers and sisters, so I hear anyway. We rumor has it five of my brothers were sold into child slavery and the other two are rumored to be in charge of an elementary school custodial operation. One of my sisters ran away to join the circus and the others are too busy standing barefoot on the street corner with a kid on their hip to catch up on old times.I had a great childhood growing up. The table I was chained to comfortably sat six and thinking of the milk/vinegar solution (so·lu·tion - ..sə-lü-shən.. n. - a: an act or the process by which a solid, liquid, or gaseous substance is homogeneously mixed with a liquid or sometimes a gas or solid b: a homogeneous mixture formed by this process; especially : a single-phase liquid system c: the condition of being dissolved) I was fed twice a day kept my mind off of of the constant biting of fleas on my extremities.I'm an interesting guy with lots of life experience and no criminal record. Myspace is pretty much a joke but it's always good to say you "tried" to get ahold of the baby's momma and at least I can say I attempted by opening an account. From what I hear, Judges like that sort of thing.