Aristotle

My name is Aristotelis Konstantinidis but most folk know me as Telly and i am a half-breed Greek who loves art and music and is active in both but am only really good at the first one and I play drums in a great psychobilly band called Twisted in Graves and i play guitar crapily for myself and like cool people who like to be themselves and Grey Goose martinis and Guiness and big mutton chop sideburns and pipe smoking and smoking jackets and John Cussack movies and lots of other movies and watching them with lovely ladies and i mean lovely in every way not just physically and going on trips both near and far and kilts and swords and D&D and dwarven berserkers of the Skullbuster Clan and yes I am big dork and i like making lamps out of old mannequins and crap i have lying around and long walks off short piers and run-on sentences.