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Hell's half acre

I am here for Friends

About Me

I love malls, four wheelin, radio hits, venti mochas, wal-mart, crocs, emo, american idol, lifted trucks, suburbia, SUVs, blondes and Larry the Cable guy. Everything else sucks. I also have a huge crush on this hot lady...

My Interests

I thought I was a fool for no one But mmm baby I'm a fool for you. Music, guitar, singing, recording, photography, art, good movies, strong coffee, red wine, dark beer, banjos, sandwiches, summer evenings, dry humor,

I'd like to meet:

these guys too...

Music:

Radiohead, Iron and Wine, Ryan Adams, Tom Waits, Nick Drake, Bob Dylan, The Beatles, The Innocence mission, Zao, Ugly Cassanova, Pedro the Lion, Cave In, Simon and Garfunkle, Converge, Dennison Whitmer, Kings of Convenience, Sigur Ros, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Pinback, Damien Jurado, Aaron Sprinkle, Elliot Smith, Sunny day real estate, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Modest Mouse, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Sufjan Stevens, Joseph Aurthur, MF Doom, The Arcade Fire, Poison the Well, The Band, Sun Kil Moon, The Shins, Feist

Movies:

Fight club, Memento, Adaptation, Twelve monkeys, Bottle rocket, Trainspotting, Catch 22, Snatch, High Fidelity, Evil, the Edukators, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Departed, Lucky Number Slevin, Intermission, 28 Days Later, The Lives of Others

Television:

Star Trek (OG & TNG), Aqua Teen, Arrested Development, The Office (UK & US), Stella, Sex and the City, Robot Chicken, Reno 911, Curb Your Enthusiasm

Books:

LOTN, Chronicles of Narnia, the Space trilogy, The oath, The great Divorce, the Grapes of wrath, Orthodoxy, Crime and Punishment, A Severe Mercy, The Great Gatsby

Heroes:

the person who invented pickles

My Blog

It stinks like hell and the neighbors complain...

I'm just going to put it out there for all of those who apparently are very confused: 1) Ugz boots are ugly 2) Crocs are ugly 3) Most things that Americans wear are ugly Stop being ugly....
Posted by Hell's half acre on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 05:12:00 PST

I'm stirring my brandy with a nail boys...

Quote of the week... "With enough vasaline you can do anything" -Adam David
Posted by Hell's half acre on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 08:14:00 PST

Christmas time comes once a year now it's here now it's here...

I think it's safe to say the moral of the song Rudolph the Red Nose Raindeer is that it's ok to mercilessly tease and humiliate ugly or funny looking people until they show that they have a redeeming ...
Posted by Hell's half acre on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 04:59:00 PST

one two three i'm insane!

what is that feeling where you're completely restless but the thought of doing anything is paralizing and depressing? what about when you're motivated to stop being unmotivated but not motivated enoug...
Posted by Hell's half acre on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 03:59:00 PST

my mind hates my mind

What the heck is barbeque sauce? who invented it and where did they get the taste? some things just don't make any sense to me.
Posted by Hell's half acre on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST