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Mister Williams.

What kind of name is that for a dog?

About Me

No-nonsense businessman by day, street vigilante by night, writer of erotic novels in the afternoon sometimes: this is exactly the kind of life I don't live, but would someday like to. In actual fact I'm just like 90% of the other people out there. I'm typing this because I honestly need more random stuff to occupy my time. Plus all my friends are donig it and I'm TOTALLY a follower. I'd follow you off the edge of a cliff or into the ocean if you really wanted me to. Okay maybe that's not true, but I suppose it doesn't matter since if you're the type of person who would try to get me to follow you off a cliff, I probably wouldn't be hanging out with you. I'm full of interesting things like that. They say I am quirky but I just say I am human. And they don't understand, because they're robots.
Reviews Editor: ComiXtreme Co-Writer/Artist: Redneck Comics .

My Interests

Rock n roll, films, breathing, comic books, agriculture, shiny metal objects, corn on the cob, ancient history, Coca-Cola, dissidence

I'd like to meet:

A Magician's gorgeous assistant. Or a cowgirl. Any woman with an interesting outfit, really.

Music:

Classic Rock, One Hit Wonders, Aerosmith, the Beatles, the Clash, the Rolling Stones, the Coral, Prog Rock, New Wave, Blues Rock, TV themes

Movies:

Adaptation, Being John Malkovich, Mulholand Drive, Clerks, Back to the Future, Memento, Star Wars, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Television:

Seinfeld, the Simpsons, Arrested Development, NewsRadio, Futurama, Mr. Show, Scrubs, The Office, Monty Python's Flying Circus, How I Met Your Mother

Books:

Neverwhere, American Gods, Phantom Tollbooth, A Hell of a Woman, Brave New World

Heroes:

Sandwiches, Sewerman