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Team Rian

i love most of y'all

About Me

better than a sharp stick in the eye

My Interests

Seafood, Comedy, Skills, Biodiversity, Rotting, and Collective consiousness.

I'd like to meet:

long lost SHYLA GONZALES

Music:

Nina Simone, Johnny Cash, Tupac, Deftones, Gnarls Barkley, TSOL, Suicidal Tendencies, Send More Paramedics, Al Green, Slayer, Q Lazzarus, Mr. Bungle, Scissor Sisters, Rob Zombie, Taj Mahal, Neil Young, Joan Jett, Lil Wayne, Trina, Janis Joplin, Lynard Skynard, Ry Cooder, GG Allin, Groovie Ghoulies, PJ Harvey, Trina, Khia, Blind Melon, Steve Miller Band, Charlie Daniel's Band, Roky Erickson, Marvin Gaye, David Allan Coe, Van Morrison, Ying Yang Twins, Willie Nelson, Peaches, Erykah Badu, The Plasmatics, Prince, Pitbull, Alice Cooper, Three 6 Mafia, Gwar, Grace Jones...

Movies:

Anything by John Waters, or Troma... The rest of the list is long, but it starts with Queens of Comedy.

Books:

Presently reading Life after Death by Deepak Chopra, World War Z by Max Brooks, and two volumes on the strangest music in the world.

Heroes:

Those True Blue Motherfuckers.

My Blog

i got crabs

kinda. I got a fishtank (...), and now have two crawfish living there. (It was to keep the cat entertained, but she is "unimpressed") They have little territory wars and preen themselves with pincer c...
Posted by Team Rian on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 11:16:00 PST

In March

I fell in love, got a new car, and gave up drinking for 40 days.
Posted by Team Rian on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 12:27:00 PST

valentine's day

I baked heart shaped chocolate chip cookies, and cleaned my gun. beat that.
Posted by Team Rian on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 08:50:00 PST

Post-Willie

Willie Nelson is a real performer. He works the crowd. Played some new stuff, some Hank Williams covers, got the audience clapping, standing, and singing amazing grace. Oh Willie. Good Show.
Posted by Team Rian on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 07:51:00 PST

Pre-Willie

I'm going to see Willie Fucking Nelson tonight. Blue eyes crying in the rain? Whiskey river? To all the girls i've loved before? Hello walls? Gotta get drunk? Lookin for a feeling? Oh SHIT!
Posted by Team Rian on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 08:42:00 PST

Mermaids vs. Dinosaurs

What's a Zwinky? I don't think I want one, even a free one...They appear to be cartoons of really douchey people.My fridge and air conditioner are broken. The shrimp are going bad in the freezer. I ju...
Posted by Team Rian on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 12:07:00 PST

Casual Monday

I'm wearing a bikini @ work. Once again, God Bless Florida.
Posted by Team Rian on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 11:13:00 PST

a lizard

I caught a lizard today and it peed on me. What a waste of liquids in this dry spell.
Posted by Team Rian on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 12:54:00 PST