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The Sexy Savannah

YOU WISH.......................... JELLYFISH

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Member Since: 8/25/2005
Band Website: savannah does not read email dot ha ha
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Influences: Boy George, Charles Bukowski, SWV, Dolly Pardon, Tank Girl, Emily Dickinson, MC Lyte, , Jam Pony Express, Samantha Fox, Nico, Jem (the cartoon)& GIA
Sounds Like: The Sexy Savannah is 6ft tall with luminous blond hair, arms and legs for days and a voice like the air horn on an 18 wheeler. Looks like a model, talks like a Marine and has been in radio for 10 years.(She was in the Marine Corps for 4) Talk radio is filled with strange characters and Savannah is their reigning queen. She is a talk show Evita, one part Dr. Laura and one part Ellie Mae Clampett delivering bizarre observations and loopy tales with a flirtatious crudeness and in a penetrating ear-delicious twang. A natural comic with a grits and gravy accent and a rebellious spirit she has won listeners, fans, friends and stalkers alike throughout her career. Maintaining 1st place ratings on a night time show, a mid-day show and a morning show she has garnered local and national sponsors. Channel surfing between insanity and common sense Savannah has been in several films where she played herself, has two CD’s of original music and comedy songs writes an article for a local paper, wrestled alligators and has performed at sold out Hard Rock Live and House of Blues shows alike. She has also performed stand-up comedy in New York and Orlando. A long way from her first appearance opening up for a 2 nosed pig in New Symrna Beach, FL The Sexy Savannah is an all inclusive entertainer with the ability and drawing power to captivate any audience and leave them wanting more..

Record Label: Orock1059.com
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

someone save my life tonight.... sugarbear

the stray dog i picked up didn't wanna be picked up in all actuality I chased the dog down haggard and drunk as he was he was the very cutest   full of leftovers and smelling like trash i thoug...
Posted by The Sexy Savannah on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 07:57:00 PST

Febreeze

  Something child like and innocent living between the sheets in my head forwards my dreams to different mental websites like so much spam, but I have spam blocker&  so I really don't get it...
Posted by The Sexy Savannah on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 09:35:00 PST

Finally

tomorrow i am finally gonna blog about what happened friday... i know its not in the most timely fashion, what with it already being written up in the sentinel and all, but hey...  i already file...
Posted by The Sexy Savannah on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 06:39:00 PST

Snow globes

if u shook me today i would shatter thinly glassed snow globe that i am sitting atop a hopeless florida mantle too long after Christmas all the nut-crackers have been wrapped and put away there is no...
Posted by The Sexy Savannah on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 08:11:00 PST

Tension

You've got a set of starry eyesa pair that could make me realizeI wanna be with you all the timeInstead of lonely every nightWhat's with the sad look on your faceyour smile looks a little out of plac...
Posted by The Sexy Savannah on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 07:43:00 PST

why what?

why did the cute boy buy pomegranate & mango soap? so that when he took a shower he could smell the pretty girl he missed of course...
Posted by The Sexy Savannah on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 07:12:00 PST

why what?

why does the cute boy live in the dark? because he couldn't catch the pretty girl's starlight of course...
Posted by The Sexy Savannah on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 07:48:00 PST

why what?

why did the pretty girl throw the candy hearts into the quasar? to intensify the mystical radiation of course...
Posted by The Sexy Savannah on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 08:18:00 PST

why what?

why did the pretty girl cook so many noodles? because she loves the cute boy like spaghetti of course...
Posted by The Sexy Savannah on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 08:09:00 PST

why what?

why did the cute boy eat the chocolate covered grasshopper? to make out with the pretty girl in the kitchen of course.....
Posted by The Sexy Savannah on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 01:13:00 PST