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Hammertime!

Ugly naked guy's decorating his tree! Oh my god! You should see the size of his christmas balls!

About Me

Well my name's Mark and I live in the unbelievably boring town of Stafford. There's not really a lot to do here but like the proverbial rash on the UK's side it is expanding. I work at Chicago Rock as a barman which is actually pretty kool...bar work just tends to be the most ridiculously easy work around so woop for me! The song that's playin at the moment (if you didn't stop it) is yours truly and this video is something me and liz (glass houses) made with a digital camera that can take 20 second film clips (hence why it looks naff)So yeah here's the list; I'm 19, I read quite a lot, I smoke, I drink, I watch far too much television, I've been vegetarian for nearly two and a half years, I laugh at things that aren't funny, I love any kind of music that isn't some twat wavin his hands around and braggin about his money and his 'bitches', I hate chavs, I hate emos, infact I generally hate anyone and everyone until they prove that they're not a giant cunt, I used to be fat but now I'm not, I play guitar, bass and drums, I'm in a band called Glass Houses and I really am running out of things to say...

My Interests

Music:

BabyshamblesThe Libertines The SmithsMorrisseyMCRWham!The Beautiful SouthKimya DawsonAdam GreenJack PenateKT TunstallTracey ChapmanREMCrowded HouseKirsty MacColl,Goo Goo Dolls,Mark RonsonJeff BuckleyCounting CrowsKate NashBrand NewWeezerPlus 44Blink 182Radiation AngelsPlaceboFalse IdolThe BuzzcocksThe DamnedSham 69The Clash999
Way more but I can't be arsed
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My Blog

Wow it’s been a while!

Okie Dokie, I'm very bored so I figured I'd kill some time by posting one of these things.  Well what's goin down in my town is quite great.  I've moved out of my house which is ace.  ...
Posted by Hammertime! on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 12:50:00 PST

Update

So...Just a quick update on current affairs reallyNuclear Babies is no more=o(But I'm gonna start a new band=o)This time I'm gonna do something to be taken seriously though,The babbies were always a l...
Posted by Hammertime! on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 04:48:00 PST

Burkey Fuckin Island Bitches!

Burkey Island was fuckin ace!I really wanna go back now cos it was just the best 2 days ever!e basically just got drunk, talked, messed around and had a laugh.  The best part was the second night...
Posted by Hammertime! on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 11:48:00 PST

I'm Scared

Being at home on a Saturday night can do weird things to a person...There's a fat old man with glasses on some shit film on ITV and he used the words "Fanny Pack" and it kept me laughing for quite som...
Posted by Hammertime! on Sat, 13 May 2006 02:52:00 PST