950,000 Volts of awesome:
LOL, the guys next door gave this to my boss the day after the tasering video went up.
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Me getting tasered at work, original, boss + coworkers laughing their ass off, Edison bought the stun knuckles just so he can do this:
Remix of the taser video, I was doing the splits at work and those arm squeeze things and stretching further then my body allowed...my training before my after lunch nap at work :D
OLD PICTURES OF ME NAKED! only ones in existence actually :)
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Me with Party-Mode turned on :) AKA The Bull
http://emogator.ytmnd.com/ lol damn Bill, breaking my Gatorade bottle :(
(Profile so far)
Greetings, my name is Kris, but you can call me God or Master for short... I especially would prefer to be called that if you're a girl and on your knees.
I am a man..yeah a man..who tells no lies. I'm very opinionated. Just ask me about how your ass is looking today and i will be happy to give you a free in depth report on what you can do to improve it or what you've been currently doing upon improving it. I pay attention to specific details. So I've probably already observed that your right breast is bigger than the other, etc.
I come from a far away land named Bulgaria, which explains my drinking habits and tendencies to dance like a cheerleader on crack as i escort my guests out of mi casa. No, I do not speak Spanish, in fact i don't speak Japanese either since i earned a "D" in my classroom.
In my spare time I enjoy running up to the nearest mirror next to me and pulling down my pants while Jessica Alba takes off my shirt and I examine all 19 years of hard work. Normally people only have a 6 pack, but a new square pops up on my chest everyday. So now i'm currently on number 58.
I like to pretend like I didn't watch all 4 seasons of the OC in 2 weeks, but the truth is I did. It was almost better than sex, but not quite.
To pick up chicks, I don't use pick up lines I usually just rescue them from a bear that has hurled themselves on them or from a giant baby attacking their breasts.
My father is a pervert, but it's not his fault. This goes back to my horny ancestors, Bulgarians are very active, but we just know how to use condoms, which is why we're not spread out everywhere like our fellow Mexican friends.
I'm really easy to approach. All I ask is that you're naked when you approach me.
This dive into Kristians brain brought to you by the very intelligent Mery, who just so happens to be a Reeses eating psychic when she's not folding clothes that I throw all over the floor and wait for her to pick up at Mervyns.
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Me eating a burrito, no, not "eating", more like obliterating, yeah, I obliterated that burrito and made it my bitch.
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People need, people want a hero, how about Candy Ninja? Copyrighted, so fuck you :)
Watching Joe Piss From Behind A Curtain, Like A Thug.
What is this? A GOOD version of Soulja Boy? NOOOOO CAN'T BE! Well it is, so suck it up.
This is me in like a year.
I'm pretty much awesome.
Pet Peeve: Liars, and being ignored.
If you want to be nicer to me might as well just stab me :D
Daily Update (more like every other week, or never) =
Current Song: The Beatles - Ticket To Ride
Thoughts: Arizona Iced Tea is pro. PRO I say.
Comment: Growing old sometimes scares me.
Quote:
Debra Morgan: Nobody is that pail in Miami. That means only one thing. She's a vampire. She's a pail, titty vampire.
Dexter Morgan: You just described the perfect woman.
If you have showtime you have to watch Dexter :)
I have good taste in everything.
NEW AIM SCREENNAME : Pirate King Says , is fancy and sweet, it rolls hardcore.
I'm an anime fag.Let's Mate.
