mery :]

greatest advice i've gotten:
"Mery, when you can't find the thing you're looking for, look straight ahead, it's there."
love, mom.
hiiii im mery...congratulations you've read the first line of my myspace. this means you're literate. im assuming you go to school? or not.
I may forget to wear my panties, but i wont forget to wear my smile.
This is not in paragraph form and into little sections instead because i know how intimidating paragraphs are to people.
All i want in life is to have fun. ohh and to have someone pet my hair, give me massages and scratch my back all day. Is that too much to ask for? :]
Please don't call me a "bby." You only abbreviate words that are long, not 4 letter words. Open up a grammar book.
Theres a magnetic force in my ass. Everyones hand has been there or will be there in the near future.
I'm very calm, while people are sitting in traffic honking and exposing their middle fingers i take the time to sit back and enjoy the gorgeous vegas scenery. The urine colored grass, the dead shrubs, the shedding palm trees. So much to see.
Whenever i enter taco bell heads turn, tacos drop and panties fly. Im like the godess of Taco Bell.
August 24th, 1990. Don't mark your calendars. tatoo it on your "sacred areas" instead.
A lot of people look at me and think 'ohh she looks like a dumb little shit.' you'd be surprised, i've got the knowledge to take over the world. ;]
i say things that would make a religious person cringe. i'm also proud to say that i've mastered the art of speaking out of my ass.
im not selfish nor am i arrogant. i just take care of myself. you know shower every once in a while, brush my teeth, decorate my face with chemicals. i just realize how important it is to look somewhat decent to succeed anywhere in life. its only the truth. unfortunatley.
i see the beauty in everyone...yes even the kids you love to make fun of because most of you are THAT shallow.
keep your religion to yourself. thanks. religion is not a trend like myspace, it's composed of a persons beliefs. so don't shove them in my face. cause i'll shove them right back. and then it gets nasty. :]
don't think too hard when you're talking to me. you'll only confuse yourself. and we don't want that now do we?
im straight forward, im opinionated, im retarded. circle the word that stands out from the rest. oh thats right you can't.
treat me with respect, i'll treat you with twice the respect. give me love, i'll give you twice the love back. make me happy, i'll make you twice as happy. treat me like shit, i'll make you eat shit. i highly believe in giving back. it's quite easy to understand my mentality.
theres some things i never learned to do...like sleep for example.
i breathe...a lot. if that bothers you...move.
i have a way with words. i can make you do things that you would never do with anyone else and like it. trust me.
i accept hugs with open legs and arms. uhh ok not legs.
dont insist on introducing me to your boyfriend. no really dont.
a lot of people are intimidated by me. i can tell when people are uncomfortable around me, but i don't get why. im the last person that should intimidate you. i'm more accepting of people than most.
i actually have goals in life. despite what you might think. i want to be somebody and if i can make even the smallest impact in your life, then that would make me happy.
chances are im really nice. but thats for you to judge. since thats what you're all good at. :]
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