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The One and Only Matt Brown

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About Me

Own a fucking accident magnet for a vehicle.

What Video Game Character Are You? (With Pictures!)


Star Fox
You're Star Fox!
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My Interests

Jesus, what is this, an interrogation?

I'd like to meet:

My Top Eight is a Smorgasbord of Ladies...well, it was. You missed it.

Music:

I make it beautifully with somebody.

Movies:

About 200 DVDs so far. Assorted VHS and NO DIVX.

Television:

2 Toshibas, a combined 33 inches.

Books:

Beats me. Suggestions?

Heroes:

That fucker Tucker Max

My Blog

Grass-Fed Beef...

The coolest perk of my new place is that it's within walking distance of a Trader Joe's. So, as I'm perusing the meat fresher, I pick up a package that says "Grass Fed Beef" on it, start checking the...
Posted by The One and Only Matt Brown on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 10:58:00 PST

Italia!!! Pt. 1

ITALIA PT 1: Kiwis and Fireworks...So, this will be my blog about my trip, my vacation, my FIRST vacation of my working years to that boot shaped sovereignty, Italia or as we call it stateside, Italy....
Posted by The One and Only Matt Brown on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 04:25:00 PST

Click here for Short Film Pics!!

Photos courtesy of Jason Groob.October 21st. Me and about 20 good sports headed at the hairy ass-crack of dawn into the weekend and came out the other side with the bulk of my new short film, "Rain R...
Posted by The One and Only Matt Brown on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 02:58:00 PST

The Ultimate Game of Toaster Roulette.

I walked into the beaten-down brick tenement square with only one goal. Saving Penny Percy's life. Penny Percy, the pigtailed little girl next door. Penny Percy, my first kiss in the clubhouse. I ...
Posted by The One and Only Matt Brown on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 12:08:00 PST

This McDonaldLand Sign Can't Tell Me What To Do.

Screw you, man. I mean you, you pasty faced, red haired freak. You and your stupid yellow jumpsuit, you can't tell me I can't play on the McDonaldLand playground. I've seen you ruling this jungle g...
Posted by The One and Only Matt Brown on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 07:28:00 PST

Penning the Screenplay: A Technical Writer's Perspective.

A Life and Career Essay By Bernie Koppleson.INT. THE WRITER'S MIND - DARK NIGHT...Writing a full-feature length screenplay can be a long and arduous process. The mental/emotional draws on a writer's ...
Posted by The One and Only Matt Brown on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 06:58:00 PST

GORE!!!

Here's some pics from my biking excursion last Sunday. These are after the doctor cleaned it out, then glued it up. I love modern technology. No more stitches, just stuff kids used to eat in kinder...
Posted by The One and Only Matt Brown on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 10:22:00 PST

Matt Brown's New Scion tC

Finally...the pics to my pimped-up Scion tC.This is a 2006 model, black tC coupe.It's roomy, fast, and growls now that the sport muffler has been put in.The front handle bar and lowering springs help ...
Posted by The One and Only Matt Brown on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 01:51:00 PST

Castro Tries Something New

Fashion Critics and dignitaries worldwide are trying to figure out what Cuban dictator Fidel Castro is up to. During his weekly Revolutionary Rally and national address, Castro's aides and Cuban mili...
Posted by The One and Only Matt Brown on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 12:37:00 PST

Dodge Under Fire From PETA Over Horsepower Research

Dodge Automotive headquarters is damage-control mode today, trying to stave off a public relations nightmare that has embroiled the company since Tuesday. Animal rights group PETA has released severa...
Posted by The One and Only Matt Brown on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 12:05:00 PST