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ShAne

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About Me

Shane's (5hAn3's™) early years are shrouded in mystery. It is know that as a young child he was kidnapped away by terrorists to be held for ransom, Shanes family, refusing to negogate, cut their loss's and said goodbye to the wee child. Held captive up the mountains somewhere, little shane bided his time and built up his strength lifting dumdbells crafted from stones & twigs,
until the day he overpowered the muthafuckers and escaped away to freedom. However, unable to descend his way down the mountain, he remained there and was raised by small woodland animals such as squirrels, rabbits,weasels (hence his uncanny ability to weasel out of things) and shrews..... To be continued!Be sure to check back for the next episode in which young Shane travels to a monastary in Tibet where he gets trained up to be a . . .
TIME TRAVELLING INTERGALACTIC ELECTRO NINJA!!!
OH YEAH . . . AND ALONG THE WAY, HE ALSO INVENTS UNICORNS, TOASTED CHEESE SANDWICHS, KISSING AND SWEDEN

My Interests

I likes
Family
FriendsTravelling,
MeerKats
Big Loud Noises,
Bears, Rocknroll, Alcohol, Ninja's,
Sharks, Robots, Singapore Chow Mein,
BANKSY

Jackson Pollock
The Artic, Penguins, Zombies,
Pandas, Good Times,
My Dog
Japan and Japanese Horror,
Girls, Girls, Girls,
monkeys, Tottenham Hotspurs
My Guitar
Wolves/Wolves/Wolves
among other stuff & things..

I'd like to meet:

Alice & Ethan from Crystal Castles, Flight Of The Conchords (see vid below), Agnes Dreyne
..
..ALICE CRYSTAL!!! She's me Homegirl!!

My Top 5 Favouite Animals
1. Dogs / Wolves

2. Polar Bears
3. Meerkats
4. Horses
5. Monkeys
And a honourable mention to the Panda Bear

My Top 5 Favouite Foods
1. Beef Curry (only my receipe though, no take-awayees!)
2. Kiwi's
3. Singapore chow mein (Take aways Ok - I can't make this)
4. Feta Cheese
5. Pistachio Nuts
And a honourable mention to me Ma's stew

Music:

Crystal Castles
Broken Social Scene, The Clash, Kings of Leon, Amy Muthafuckin Winehouse, Au Revoir Simone, Les Savy Fav,
Gallows
The Go!Team,Sonic Youth,
My Bloody Valentine
The Pixies, The Horrors, Vultures United, The Bronx, Will Oldham, Jamie T, Scout Niblett, Ramones, Public Enemy, Klaxons, Plasticines, Queens Of The Stoneage, Strokes, Seasick Steve, Muse,Buzzcocks, The Libertines, Sex Pistols, The View, Soulwax,
CSS
Bloc Party, Kate Nash, Babyshambles, Peaches, Graham Coxon, Aphex Twin, Lethal Bizzle, Primal Scream, Eagles Of Death Metal, The Cribs, The Cure, Blondie,
ArcadeMonkeysFerdinandStripes (its a new band)
Slayer, Plastiscines, Robyn,
The Pixies
Dangermouse, Black Flag, Dead Kennedys,
George Pringle

Movies:

Napoleon Dynamite!!!, Amelie & House Of The Flying Daggers are me favs

Television:

I could sit staring at the telly all day, . . sometimes I even turn it on, Then I watch Animal Planet

Books:

"If you’re going to try, go all the way. Otherwise don’t even start. This could mean losing girlfriends, wives, relatives, jobs. And maybe your mind. It could mean not eating for three or four days. It could mean freezing on a park bench. It could mean jail. It could mean derision. It could mean mockery, isolation. Isolation is the gift. All the others are a test of your endurance. Of how much you really want to do it. And you’ll do it, despite rejection in the worst odds. And it will be better than anything else you can imagine. If you’re going to try, go all the way. There is no other feeling like that. You will be alone with the gods. And the nights will flame with fire. You will ride life straight to perfect laughter. It’s the only good fight there is." -Charles Bukowski

The Little Prince..
Kill a Mockingbird
1984
Brighton Rock
On The Road
Any David Attenborough or animal books at all

Heroes:

David Attenborough, Scout Finch & me Ma

My Blog

Mottos part one

"If you're going to try, go all the way. Otherwise don't even start. This could mean losing girlfriends, wives, relatives, jobs. And maybe your mind. It could mean not eating for three or four days. I...
Posted by ShAne on Mon, 28 Jul 2008 05:16:00 PST

5 Facts You May Not Have Known About Shane

5 Facts you may not have known about Shane 1. Shane accidently sat on a keyboard once, it made a interesting tune, that tune later became the theme to the TV show Knightrider Two. Shane...
Posted by ShAne on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 02:58:00 PST